Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Hilarious satire site! I bookmarked it for further indoctri.. er exploration.

Unfortunately, for America, many a true word is spoken in jest.

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5149

"In a surprise move, the CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a lawsuit against the Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged theft of intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire so-called "new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a decades-long, painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and underground subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property of the Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws.

"They stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."
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[My Opinion Matters]

I've heard it's impossible for a human to drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour.

[My Opinion Matters]

Of course I've never tried it though, I really don't even like milk.

[My Opinion Matters]

Oddly enough, I do love cereal though. I've had cereal for dinner many times. Anyone else?

[yermom]

yep

i'm not sure what the deal with the gallon of milk thing is

is it physical or chemical or what?

those are good youtube vids though

[sooner n houston]

I enjoyed it. I lol'ed at the head line.
Too bad our local communist try to shout down every one they don't agree with with their "funny" food comments!

[XingTheRubicon]

or eat 6 saltines in less than one minute, lost that bet back in the day

[yermom]

I enjoyed it. I lol'ed at the head line.
Too bad our local communist try to shout down every one they don't agree with with their "funny" food comments!

LOUD NOISES!

[49r]

Whoa! Did you see it's 4/20 today?

Here's what it looked like on the Colorado U campus a year ago today:

[49r]

...I'd bet more than a few of those dudes could eat more than 6 saltines in a row, maybe even drink a gallon of milk.

They probably eat cereal for dinner a lot, too.

[badger]

Rush, you would enjoy this - it's from the Pulitzer Prize winning entry for editorial cartooning. For the first time ever, the winning entry was nothing but animation.



You can view em all here.

[SCOUT]

I've heard it's impossible for a human to drink an entire gallon of milk in an hour.

Joey Chestnut did it in 41 seconds

It makes me sick just thinking about trying it.

[49r]

Was he high?

[BudSooner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Q55N0WZO4

[RACHEL MADDOW is my clone]

Something tells me if RLiMC found an article libeling Obama at THE ONION he would post it here and defend its with his teeny little peanut brain.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I thought whitehouse.org and Landover Baptist was funnier, for no other reason than the huge scope. That was a network of scores of full web pages lampooning the last guy. I'm sure some of these now will get so big and I'll LMAO ot them too.

[TUSooner]

or eat 6 saltines in less than one minute, lost that bet back in the day

That made me think of sardines. I haven't had any in awhile.

By the way, some of y'all need to get a dictionary and look up "hyperbole." When constantly employed, it weakens any argument.

[TUSooner]

Oddly enough, I do love cereal though. I've had cereal for dinner many times. Anyone else?

I like it for dessert or a latenight snack. It's how I keep my figure. Comrade.

[SicEmBaylor]

I used to troll the CPUSA website for ****s and giggles back in HS.

I always found it amusing that they sold cheap-*** crap at inflated prices with the CPUSA logo.

They were charging like $22.00 for a t-shirt. How's that for irony.

[Crucifax Autumn]

To each according to his need, from each according to his t-shirt.