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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Collier11's Avatar
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    Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    A Mexican, an Arab,

    and an Oklahoma girl are

    in the same bar.
    When the Mexican

    finishes his beer,

    he throws his glass

    in the air, pulls out

    his pistol, and shoots

    the glass to pieces.

    He says, 'In Mexico ,

    our glasses are so

    cheap we don't need

    to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Arab, obviously

    impressed by this,

    drinks non-alcohol beer

    (cuz he's a muslim!),

    throws it into the

    air, pulls out his

    AK-47, and shoots

    the glass to pieces.

    He says, 'In the

    Arab World, we have

    so much sand to make

    glasses that we don't

    need to drink with

    the same one twice either.'

    The Oklahoma girl,

    cool as a cucumber,

    picks up her beer,

    downs it in one gulp,

    throws the glass into

    the air, whips out her

    45, and shoots the

    Mexican and the Arab.

    Catching her glass,

    setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

    she says,

    'In Oklahoma ,

    we have so many

    illegal aliens that

    we don't have to

    drink with the same ones twice.'
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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Dont mess with the Posse Girls
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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    damn thats good

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    that's so wrong!

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    heheheheh

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Quote Originally Posted by badger View Post
    that's so wrong!
    Only because she would have have killed the only muslim in the entire state, and half of all the mexicans!!

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Jesus that was hard to read on so many levels.

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    I was able to read it erfectly

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Well welcome back to erf, Doleo.

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    back to
    erf

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Would have been better

    if posted

    under the Jenni Carlson






    troll.
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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    A mexican, an arab, and a homosexual are in a bar.

    The mexican buys a beer, pounds it, then throws the glass against the wall shouting, "VIVA LE MEXICO!"

    Not to be outdone, the arab buys a beer, pounds it, then throws the glass against the wall shouting, "ALLAH AKBAR!"

    Making sure he stays on par with the group, the homosexual buys a beer, pounds it, then throws the glass against the wall shouting, "I'M GAY!"

    All three have a nice evening drinking beers and happily pay the owner for the damages.

    The end.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Quote Originally Posted by sooner ngintunr View Post
    Only because she would have have killed the only muslim in the entire state, and half of all the mexicans!!
    that doesn't make sense. It's also not funny.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo View Post
    that doesn't make sense. It's also not funny.
    Yeah because Oklahoma has soooo many illegal Mexicans and Arabs.
    Last edited by sooner ngintunr; 4/7/2010 at 09:22 PM.

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Like it

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    A couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having their young son, Collier, work the corner. After the first day the dad picks Collier up and asks "how did you do?" Young Collier says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". Dad asks, "What a$$hole gave you 50 cents?" and he replies "all of them".
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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    i hate u

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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Quote Originally Posted by SanJoaquinSooner View Post
    A couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having their young son, Collier, work the corner. After the first day the dad picks Collier up and asks "how did you do?" Young Collier says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". Dad asks, "What a$$hole gave you 50 cents?" and he replies "all of them".
    Ha! Now that was funny. Spek.
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    Re: Drinking with an Oklahoma girl

    Quote Originally Posted by SanJoaquinSooner View Post
    A couple down on their luck decides to make a few extra bucks by reluctantly having their young son, Collier, work the corner. After the first day the dad picks Collier up and asks "how did you do?" Young Collier says, "I did pretty well, I made $200.50". Dad asks, "What a$$hole gave you 50 cents?" and he replies "all of them".
    so cute
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