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    States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    States Ranked By Penis Size

    Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010

    Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

    1. New Hampshire
    2. Oregon
    3. New York
    4. Indiana
    5. Arizona
    6. Hawaii
    7. Louisiana
    8. Massachusetts
    9. Alabama
    10. Washington
    11. New Mexico
    12. California
    13. Arkansas
    14. Nevada
    15. Virginia
    16. Tennessee
    17. Illinois
    18. Oklahoma
    19. South Dakota
    20. Georgia
    21. Pennsylvania
    22. Mississippi
    23. Michigan
    24. Florida
    25. Rhode Island
    26. Kansas
    27. Maryland
    28. Minnesota
    29. Vermont
    30. Connecticut
    31. Wisconsin
    32. New Jersey
    33. North Dakota
    34. Idaho
    35. Texas
    36. Missouri
    37. Montana
    38. Ohio
    39. Nebraska
    40. Colorado
    41. Maine
    42. North Carolina
    43. Delaware
    44. South Carolina
    45. Kentucky
    46. West Virginia
    47. Alaska
    48. Iowa
    49. Utah
    50. Wyoming

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    OK > TX

    Doing the custom-fits for condoms is not a job I would like to have, though.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    well at least if you're from New Hampshire you can say you're packing. That's about all you got going for you
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    14 ain't bad, but I don't remember being measured. Maybe it's on the census...
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Collier11 View Post
    States Ranked By Penis Size

    Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010

    Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.

    47. Alaska
    It was cold!

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D



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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    We use moose skins up here so I don't think they sold many condoms in Maine, we also have a lot of lil' bastages running around so they weren't buying any either.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Isn't Wyoming where them broke back boys were from? They are probably happy about being last.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Dude, I just met a hottie that just moved here from Myoming. Lol, no wonder she was so impressed.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Does anyone think it odd that teen pregnancy rates are almost inversely related to that poll? What is the point of buying a condom two sizes too big. Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Bao View Post
    Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.
    If it's bloody, I didn't think they could get knocked up.

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    I'm a grower

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Like that is going to give the guy extra pleasure and the girl is going to get the pleasure of getting knocked up when the bloody thing slips off.
    Bloody? Well, we know who Chuck likes. Where are you living right now?
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Arizona at #5, that's about right.

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Collier11 View Post
    States Ranked By Penis Size

    Posted: 5:17 am PDT March 25,2010

    Condomania, which sells custom-fit condoms, released a ranking of states based on average penis size.
    Whew! I was worried you were out there measuring guys penises...again...you know the judge was very specific about you not doing that anymore.

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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    you mistook my statement when I told you that you were the biggest d*ck ive found, I never asked to see your penis
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr View Post
    If it's bloody, I didn't think they could get knocked up.
    Keep thinking that and you might be a proud parent soon.
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Collier11 View Post
    you mistook my statement when I told you that you were the biggest d*ck ive found, I never asked to see your penis
    found?..you were looking?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Collier11's Avatar
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    you keep forgetting that I told you that before you decided to drop your drawers
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    Re: States ranked by penis size...I guess everything ISNT bigger in Texas :D

    I think that list comes up short.

    But keep a stiff upper lip, gang.

    Don't pull the boner of not giving this a hard look.

    I heard Willie Johnson did.

    And now he's not so ****sure of where he needs to live now.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

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