Be careful who you "shush"!

[Hot Rod]

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...-87144462.html

The stabbing occurred last Saturday at the Cinemark 22

A woman talking on a cell phone during a movie didn't take kindly to being "shushed" by another moviegoer. Or at least her boyfriend didn't.

In a drama that turned more lively than the one on screen -- "Shutter Island" -- the boyfriend allegedly attacked and stabbed the "shusher" in the neck with a meat thermometer. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said the stabbing occured Saturday during a screening of the Martin Scorsese film.

According to KTLA:

Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off.

The victim was attacked by the woman's boyfriend and another man. Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.

The stabbing victim is expected to survive and is recovering at a hospital. Two others who tried to help the victim also were injured, according to Whitmore.

According to sheriff's officials, the suspects were described as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jersey and the other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

There was no word on why the man had a meat thermometer in a movie theater.

[XingTheRubicon]

I wish he would have stabbed the stupid ***** with the cell phone.

meat thermometer?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I woulda got stabbed by the lunatic, but I'd have made sure she got worse.

[C&CDean]

This is why you concealed carry. What kind of a dumbass brings a thermometer to a gun fight?

[XingTheRubicon]

same kind of dumbass that brings a pistol to the movies..

< runs away >

[yermom]

no comment on the orange hat and jersey?

[Crucifax Autumn]

same kind of dumbass that brings a pistol to the movies..

< runs away >

The kinda dumb*ss that's sick of idiots ruining the movie that these days cost 12 bucks plus snacks?

There's a reason I have sources to just snag new movies (not cams/telesyncs) and watch them comfortably at home in 1080p with THX certified surround sound. As soon as I hear of a 3D movie worth seeing I'm packing heat.

[Crucifax Autumn]

And before you say Avatar I already saw Ferngully and Avatar sucked without the 3D.


And before you say Alice I already saw Tim Burton flicks and know they are all the same apart from Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, and The Fisher King. When he comes up with another movie with Fish in the title or "The Dude" in a prominent role I'll blow my cash on another of his films.

By the time anything comes out in 3D worth seeing "the right way" I'll have one of those fancy 3D sets. The only other option IMO is finding a 3AM showing and waiting until the last minute to buy a ticket when they can tell me no one else is in there yet.

People who talk during movies should be required to reimburse everyone else in the theater or report to the firing squad unless it's a midnight showing of Rocky Horror or any similar cult "play along" event.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Besides...If they were decked out in orange they shoulda been executed long before arriving at the theater.

[delhalew]

I rarely go to the theatre after I snatched a dudes cellphone after his third call and threw it across the theatre. I guess I should get a script for xanax.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Heh...Can you tell I take movies AND my hatred of orange seriously?

[Crucifax Autumn]

I rarely go to the theatre after I snatched a dudes cellphone after his third call and threw it across the theatre. I guess I should get a script for xanax.

You, sir, are a god and should receive the Congressional Medal of Honor.

[Boarder]

I don't know what nuthouse theaters you people go to. I have had no problems at all at Warren. Of course, I tend to go when there's not a crowd of deranged teenagers.

You know the real problem, these people's parents did not teach them proper movie etiquette. My 4 and 6 year olds can sit through a long movie (i.e., Avatar) and not disturb anyone. They have been instructed from a very early age how to act in a theater, though.

Little punks these days....

[yermom]

i have a former friend that would answer the phone (ringer on) in the theater and have a conversation

he also loves Nickelback

i don't call him anymore

and yeah Boarder, i think people take movies seriously at the Warren. i love that place.

[olevetonahill]

Can ya say " Gang bangers "?

[yermom]

i was thinking "wh0rns"

[C&CDean]

Can ya say " Gang bangers "?

So meat thermometers are the new gang banger weapon of choice? Or maybe they're in a chef's gang...

[delhalew]

Can ya say " Gang bangers "?

Can gang bangers cook a turkey?

[NormanPride]

This is why you concealed carry. What kind of a dumbass brings a thermometer to a gun fight?

You think those thugs don't have guns too? They see you reaching, and you're dead. Not only you, but anyone else around who gets in the way of their **** poor shooting.

[Boarder]

Maybe he had a fever and couldn't find his normal rectal thermometer.