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    That's some funny ****.

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    SFW??

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    oh good grief, get a grip lady
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    It must be impossible for her to go to the movies. WOW. And yes, it's SFW.
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    If she ever has kids, she'll be a complete basket case. But it's pretty funny.

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    lets not kid ourselves, Sunny cried like that the first time she saw Old School
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    What is she doing out of the kitchen? (Sunny or any sooner wimmens excluded)
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    good lord, think what she's like after the sex.
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    Psycho. Attention whore. Faker. Retarded.

    "Crying wife" will be "divorced wife" before she turns 25. Mark it down.

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    You know what really bugs me about this?

    These people hung their flat screen on the wall. That's fine...theoretically...but it is incredibly aesthetically tacky to do so WITH ALL THE FLIPPING WIRES SNAKING DOWN BELOW THE TV HANGING ON THE WALL!

    Dear fellow humans,

    If you must hang your TV on the wall, spend the extra money, blow the cable guy, or whatever, SO THERE ARE NO WIRES SNAKING DOWN BELOW THE TV ON THE WALL, because that makes ME cry.

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    I'd run the wires UP the wall in a rabbit ear pattern for the retro look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collier11 View Post
    lets not kid ourselves, Sunny cried like that the first time she saw Old School
    lol!! Depends on what time of the month it is...I get a bit emotional...scene from my house on a certain week:
    Mr. SS: "Honey, have you seen my blue shirt?"

    Me, in a shaky voice as my eyes fill with tears: "What? You can't find your blue shirt? I GAVE you that shirt and you can't even be bothered to keep up with it? That's how you feel about me, too, isn't it, you big @#$L#@*$!!!! You wouldn't care if you lost me!!! You don't love me!!! You've never loved me!!! I can't believe I've wasted all this time, just to realize it's all been a lie!!!" Somethin' like that.

    As for movies, Terms of Endearment and Where the Red Fern Grows will make me do the ugly cry, but other than that, I'm not too bad. I usually like funny movies anyway, I have enough drama in my life as it its.

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