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    If George W. Bush...

    Got this in an email. Can you say double standard?

    If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

    If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take
    Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special
    Olympics, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

    If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

    If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

    If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a
    dunce he is?

    If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

    If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

    If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

    If George W. Bush had created the position 32 or more Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.


    If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?


    If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

    If George W. Bush had spent more than all the Presidents combined
    since George Washington, would you have approved?

    So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant
    and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 10 months -- so you'll have 3 years and 2 months to come up with an answer.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Dude, seriously we have enough hyperbolic ******rockets around here without you mucking things up. Go back to saying dumb **** on the football board.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Classic.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    I speak of hyperbolic ******rockets and *poof* one appears.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Don't point out peoples hypocrisy. It's too much to ask a person to use thoughts that don't belong to [name idiot on television].
    "Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Be fair Tuba. Those kids are a tough crowd. If you slip up on the name of Elmo's friend Zoe, you are in big trouble mister. Is he really supposed to remember the words to the Spongebob theme.
    "Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Yay! another circle jerk on the South Oval!! WEEEEE!!!! I wonder who gets to eat the cookie?
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Reminds me of this Onion video about his home teleprompter malfunctioning during dinner.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...e_teleprompter

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraggle145 View Post
    Yay! another circle jerk on the South Oval!! WEEEEE!!!! I wonder who gets to eat the cookie?
    What are talking here? Choc chip? Any pecans? Perhaps a snickerdoodle.
    "Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    The black and white cookie.

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    I don't worship his Barryness=I am a racist=we have to split it because I can't eat the black portion.
    "Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."

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    So what you got against the black side of the cookie? I would think a rascist would eat that side first
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    It might be contagious.




    teehee.
    "Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    BTW for those that think I love GWB. I think he was a awful president. Maybe the worst 2 term president in a long time. But Obama in his first year is making W look smart which I didn't think was possible.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraggle145 View Post
    So what you got against the black side of the cookie? I would think a rascist would eat that side first
    Chocolate people taste delicious.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    Chocolate people taste delicious.
    I'm gonna trust Sic'em on this, he's been a rascist since the confederacy.
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    anymore, presidents just suck in general
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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    I have never liked black jelly beans.

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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    RACIST!
    Ranger Reese of OVJ country, Patrollin tha hood.

    I Survived Drunkytown with OleVet and all I got was this rash!


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    Re: If George W. Bush...

    What double standard? Obama's been slammed for all of that stupid **** just like Bush was slammed for all his stupid ****.
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