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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Effective immediately...

    with all this flu going around, I shall cease handshaking on meeting others and will replace same with a polite bow. You should too. The curtsy is an acceptable aternative for ladies. Heel-clicking optional for those not of Germanic descent.
    Last edited by Okla-homey; 10/17/2009 at 08:22 AM.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

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    Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?
    put it all betwixt the pages of your taco shaped phone book before throwing it on the fire.

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    Sooner All-World StoopTroup's Avatar
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    I don't burn money.

    Also...what am I gonna beat folks with when they need to pay up on those RRSO bets?

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    Good advice. You don't have to worry about me shaking your hand, Homey.

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    Re: Effective immediately...

    Is a throat punch still ok?
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    you're weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    You don't have to worry about me shaking your hand, Homey.
    You won't get a chance. pudknocker.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    Should I put all the garage sale dough in the dishwasher after the sale?
    Put the paper money under the faucet, then put it in the microwave for two minutes. Boil the coins in water for five.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Can't I just lysol them?

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    Re: Effective immediately...

    Just carry a hankie in your right hand. Thats what I did at church. That'll keep people from wanting to do things to it.

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