How come when

[olevetonahill]

I press 1 for English .
I still cant understand em ?

[olevetonahill]

Inquiring Minds want to know this stuff

[CrimsonJim]

Because they're not speakin' hillbilly?

[Harry Beanbag]

Vet, you're supposed to press 07 for drunkard hillbilly talk.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

pres tu fer Little Dixie Ebonics

[StoopTroup]

I press "zero" and I get stoolwater information

[Turd_Ferguson]

Dudn't matter, I have all the lines tied up at AA.

[Cam]

I press 1 for English .
I still cant understand em ?

Cause 75% of the time you're speaking to somebody who doesn't speak English as their native language.

[olevetonahill]

Cause 75% of the time you're speaking to somebody who doesn't speak English as their native language.

I were being a smartass if ya couldnt tell

I call Tech support and these dudes My name is "David" er some ****
I say no it aint now whats yer real name
Dude will say Rajiheeshi or somepun

[Tailwind]

Same here. You ever try calling Travelocity to get payment for a reservation? I was on the phone with them at work once for 2 hours. Sure is hard to maintain a calm and reasonable demeanor in those situations.