Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Support Landry Jones! CK Sooner's Avatar
    Location
    Oklahoma
    Posts
    6,592
    vCash
    500

    Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

    Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

    Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

    Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

    That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

  2. #2
    Sooner All-World StoopTroup's Avatar
    Location
    Waxing On...Waxing Off
    Posts
    65,324
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Just when I thought is was safe to travel again....this....lol

  3. #3
    Answers - 25 Cents Rogue's Avatar
    Location
    Tennessee
    Posts
    11,299
    vCash
    1700

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    I hate it when I eat too many roofies.

  4. #4
    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1
    Location
    on the road
    Posts
    2,137
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Were they in stretchy pants?

  5. #5

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Not everyday you see a Thread Title like that.
    Olevet Posse Member

  6. #6
    Big Pimpin' stoops the eternal pimp's Avatar
    Location
    Taco Bell
    Posts
    21,180
    vCash
    4500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    I've seen La Parkita wrestle before...he is the mini version of La Parka who used to wrestle in WCW...
    Bazinga

  7. #7
    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Gandalf_The_Grey's Avatar
    Location
    Norman
    Posts
    8,027
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    There has to be a little irony in fake prostitutes killing fake fighters.

  8. #8
    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
    Location
    pale blue dot
    Posts
    22,422
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey View Post
    There has to be a little irony in fake prostitutes killing fake fighters.
    Maybe they're not really dead.

  9. #9
    SoonerFans.com Elite Member TUSooner's Avatar
    Location
    Inside your monitor. Hit it with a hammer to release me and get 3 wishes.
    Posts
    15,814
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Aside from the guys dying of course, the saddest thing is that a thread title like that, bizarre as it is, just does not shock me these days
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

  10. #10
    .............. OUDoc's Avatar
    Location
    Oklahoma City
    Posts
    13,187
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    That's why I insist on real prostitutes.

  11. #11
    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Gandalf_The_Grey's Avatar
    Location
    Norman
    Posts
    8,027
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes


  12. #12
    SoonerFans.com Elite Member TUSooner's Avatar
    Location
    Inside your monitor. Hit it with a hammer to release me and get 3 wishes.
    Posts
    15,814
    vCash
    500

    Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc View Post
    That's why I insist on real .... o forget it.

    n/m
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •