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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    she really wanted some tater chips. Lays Potato Chips. You can't make this stuff up folks.

    Box of chips pays for prostitution in Oklahoma City

    Published: June 24, 2009

    A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

    Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

    According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.

    The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

    Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.

    When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.

    Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member XingTheRubicon's Avatar
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    at least now we have a rebuttal for all the elitist d-bags that say Oklahoma's currency consists of chickens and pies...
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    "The man was not arrested."
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    well, he didn't exchange money for sex...I don't think there's a law against exchanging food for sex, most people call that a 'date'.
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Maybe he ATE the evidence
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Vet paid a hooker with a bologna sammich once.

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE View Post
    well, he didn't exchange money for sex...I don't think there's a law against exchanging food for sex, most people call that a 'date'.


    It always took food and booze for me to score. Usually lots of booze.

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Nobody can eat just one.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 CrimsonJim's Avatar
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Chuck Norris could eat just one! Uh huh....got ya on that one, didn't I?

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Vinegar and salt?
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    a recurring rash
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    I spend it on my stash.
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Not cho cheese?

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonJim View Post
    Chuck Norris could eat just one! Uh huh....got ya on that one, didn't I?
    Chuck Norris stops at one lay? Methinks nuh uh.

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    She's all that and a bag of chips!

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    I wonder what she will do for some Little Debbies
    Bazinga

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Love you really long time.

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit View Post
    Chuck Norris stops at one lay? Methinks nuh uh.
    Oh, I thought you was talkin' tater chips. My bad....

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Viagra is made from Chuck Norris's sweat
    Bazinga

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 CrimsonJim's Avatar
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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Quote Originally Posted by stoops the eternal pimp View Post
    I wonder what she will do for some Little Debbies
    I bet she could unwrap a smile.

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    If she was workin for Big Pimpin, she would have to give me and Scott D 80 percent of that case
    Bazinga

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    Re: So the gal wanted some tater chips...

    Can't believe you guys missed this one....


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