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    UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

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    Dr. Yuri Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, insists that an alien spacecraft sacrificed itself to prevent a gigantic meteor from slamming into the planet above Siberia on June 30, 1908.

    The result was was the Tunguska event, a massive blast estimated at 15 megatons that downed 80 million trees over nearly 100 square miles. Eyewitnesses reported a bright light and a huge shock wave, but the area was so sparsely populated no one was killed.

    Most scientists think the blast was caused by a meteorite exploding several miles above the surface. But Labvin thinks quartz slabs with strange markings found at the site are remnants of an alien control panel, which fell to the ground after the UFO slammed into the giant rock.

    "We don't have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals," Labvin told the Macedonian International News Agency. "We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space."

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Thank you aliens!

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Atleast their good for something.


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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    It was Xenu in his DC-8 UFO!!

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Save me, Tom Cruise!

    Save me, Xenu!
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Dr. Yuri Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation
    I had to skip this line...I got confused
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    So...in a way....the Russians took one for the Team?

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    who's going to probe the rednecks now that ET went Kamikaze?
    "One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    I doubt those aliens care that much about us.

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAlumni1990 View Post
    I doubt those aliens care that much about us.
    Speak for yourself,....earthling.

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Thank God for Aliens, they save your planet and cut your grass.
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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAlumni1990 View Post
    I doubt those aliens care that much about us.
    To quote Calvin & Hobbes: the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride View Post
    To quote Calvin & Hobbes: the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

    Too true!
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    Re: UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride View Post
    To quote Calvin & Hobbes: the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
    Gallagher has a bit along those same lines where the aliens look down, see a traffic jam of off-road vehicles, and decide to move on.
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