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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 MR2-Sooner86's Avatar
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    Difference Between a Man and Woman

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    Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
    Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
    I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
    I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
    On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.
    I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."
    When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
    He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
    Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutest later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
    I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
    I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
    I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thought are with someone else.
    My life is a disaster.



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    Today the Sooners lost, but at least I got laid!
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    "you are a disgusting pig and should be punished for such vile language. Would you like your mom to see that you wrote that? YOU=Disgusting pig."
    "you lack any semblance of taste and suggest substandard upbringing and education"
    "Guess what? You're a ****ing dildo!"
    "You're an asshat!"
    "racist pig by any chance?"

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    Re: Difference Between a Man and Woman

    Oh so true!


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    and before you tear into me remember, BOOMER SOONER!

    Skip Bayless, is that you?

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    Re: Difference Between a Man and Woman

    Yea it hurts

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    Re: Difference Between a Man and Woman

    I hate this. You're inferring that the Sooners can actually lose!
    Where can I get Boomer Sooner ringtone? TIA

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    Re: Difference Between a Man and Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerDood View Post
    I hate this. You're inferring that the Sooners can actually lose!
    Every once in a great while and you see what it does to the guy. But hey at least you get laid when it happens!
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    "you are a disgusting pig and should be punished for such vile language. Would you like your mom to see that you wrote that? YOU=Disgusting pig."
    "you lack any semblance of taste and suggest substandard upbringing and education"
    "Guess what? You're a ****ing dildo!"
    "You're an asshat!"
    "racist pig by any chance?"

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