We went to Sam's to pick some stuff up.
Anyway, we're checking out and he's fiddling with his cash to pay but the bills were sticking together and he was having trouble getting them separated. The cashier says, "New bills always seem to stick together and those look like they were printed this morning." So I tell the cashier, "Oh he did just print them this morning right before we left the house." I said it seriously enough that the cashier couldn't tell if I was joking or not so he got out the little counterfeit marker pen.
My dad wasn't nearly as amused as I was.