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    Watching Cops...

    Indianapolis...

    A Girl walks the streets like a hooker. She walks up to your car and asks you if you want to have teh secs. He never offered money for teh secs yet they arrested him.

    Imagine a guy might want to have teh secs with a woman...

    WOW!

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    2nd guy wants someone he could talk to...

    Arrested.

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Must be two of the unluckiest men in the history of Indianapolis.

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    3rd guy is walking down the street. Cop/hooker comes on to him...she says she wants money for teh secs. He says..."OK whatever".

    Dumbass lies that he agreed to it....

    Good bye...

    Still....just don't talk to Women who hang around on the street.

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    Still....just don't talk to Women who hang around on the street.
    Or just make sure they look like bonefied crack addicts and you should be ok..

    If they ain't 90 lbs and 5' 6" then they are cops, guaranteed...

    And if they are good lookin then they are cops, guaranteed...

    Y'all need to get out more

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    How is anyone in this crowd supposed to get laid then?
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Quote Originally Posted by Crucifax Autumn View Post
    How is anyone in this crowd supposed to get laid then?
    Drunk chicks at bars at 2:00 am!!!

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Oh yeah!
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Quote Originally Posted by Crucifax Autumn View Post
    Oh yeah!
    thats what she said!!!

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Repeatedly!
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Jeez. How can people NOT have heard of Craigslist by now?
    "The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    I only use Craigslist when I'm looking for nine inch asian trannies.






    Or lookin' to kill a chick.
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    I can watch cops for hours...... but those criminals are good people-obama

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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Quote Originally Posted by Crucifax Autumn View Post
    Or lookin' to choke a b!tch.
    Fixed.
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    I was just avoiding statin my MO so I couldn't be as easily connected to the crimes!
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Crux weren't they looking for you in vegas? Oh no wait, that was Boston.
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    Re: Watching Cops...

    Quote Originally Posted by OUAlumni1990 View Post
    Or just make sure they look like bonefied crack addicts and you should be ok..

    If they ain't 90 lbs and 5' 6" then they are cops, guaranteed...

    And if they are good lookin then they are cops, guaranteed...

    Y'all need to get out more
    The Casino must be full of hookers.

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