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    Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation



    Like a two-year-old who didn't get a Happy Meal, Billy Bob Thornton pouted his way through an interview yesterday on Canadian public radio where he was promoting his band The Boxmasters. The host Jian Ghomeshi apparently made the mistake of introducing Billy Bob as an actor when THE ACTOR only wanted to be introduced as a musician. He became an immediate joy after that.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Could he be anymore stoned? damn.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Wow.
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    The black-haired, sideburned guy in black clothes and black glasses looks pissed.

    Don't ask me which one.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    I like Monsters too Billy....lol

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    I liked Lisa too.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    So, tell us Billy, what was it like to bang Halle Barry?

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Billy ain't stoned...he's a controlling perfectionist who expects you to act like a pro. If he tells you to jump through a hoop...you better ****in' do it.

    That was a Billy Bob Bitch Slap.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    I saw The Boxmasters & Willie Nelson at the Cain's last November. Billy Bob was a completely different animal at that show. He sang lead, played drums, and was extremely humble and appreciative for playing the Cain's. They were great live.

    And yeah, monsters are really cool!!

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    So, tell us Billy, how was it being a raging ****** on Canadian radio?

    But then again, if I was under contract to make an appearance at 6 AM on a radio show in Canada, I might act like a ******, too.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    He should have asked him about that "**** me Santa!" scene in Bad Santa and asked if Billy would treat him differently if he was a Bartender.

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    He should have asked him about that "**** me Santa!" scene in Bad Santa and asked if Billy would treat him differently if he was a Bartender.
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    I found it entertaining as hell!
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    I can't utoob, but didn't J Phoenix OD? I was kinda hoping BB did the same thing.

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    I'm craving biscuits n' mustard
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Great stuff. I am imputing a high level of acting ability and an intentional design regarding the recent media appearances with folks like Billy Bob and Joaquin Phoenix. Jerking people's chains and getting publicity - performance art.

    Genius if intentional. Moronic if not. (same applies to Rush Limbaugh is my Clone and Tuba).
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Senator, you're no Tom Petty.
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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    This quote about summed it up for me...

    "Doing an interview with Thornton where you only talk about his music is like doing an interview with Paul Newman where you only ask him about salad dressing."

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    And now BB gets booted off Canadian tour....never call Canadians graveyless....

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    Re: Billy Bob Thornton Does His Best Joaquin Phoenix Impersonation

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    I can't utoob, but didn't J Phoenix OD? I was kinda hoping BB did the same thing.
    naw, that was River Phoenix.
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