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    Eric Devendorf...



    Likes to bitchslap women.*










    *(I wonder how he'll take the bitchslapping Griffin is going to give him tomorrow night?)
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" - H.L. Mencken

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    Vacuums eat while yelling

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ... will stand on the scorer's table yelling following the game because he thought his final shot was worth 30 points, thus covering the 29-point lead OU had.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    has a stupid last name

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ... wears the number of the player he fears most.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ...apparanty thinks tattoos are a white-trash status symbol.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" - H.L. Mencken

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ...refers to the "Syrcause Orange" in the plural.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    What trailer park did they find this guy at?

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    is a cheap version of this guy
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    I have the worst temper ever. You don't want to be around me when I explode. People found this out in Elementary and middle school so by the time I was in high school no one wanted to **** me off.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    Just ordered a slap-chop, while drying his trailer/house with a Sham-wow wearing a snuggie.


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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ...pledged to Slytherin.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerfan28 View Post
    What trailer park did they find this guy at?
    The one that they found this guy at.
    Quote Originally Posted by okienole3 View Post
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ...turned the ugly tree into ****ing matchsticks.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" - H.L. Mencken

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    Blake is a flamer



    And he's about to get bitch slapped by Devo and AO

    Last edited by CUSEPOWA; 3/27/2009 at 05:10 AM. Reason: we'll see who does the bitch slapping

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    Look at that FLAMER in pink...what a little pansy *** lol

    too funny -he's ugly and even uglier in pink

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    Oh look a guest! we do these threads for all opponents, btw.

    Eric Devendorf...

    ...cannot win in regulation.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    Ok Cusepowa, let's compare:

    Here's where Blake Griffin will be living in 2 years:




    And here's Eric Devendorf's future home:




    Any questions?
    Last edited by theresonly1OU; 3/27/2009 at 07:52 AM.
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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ...shoots his meth between his toes as to not have track marks for the big game.

    ....likes to pleasure himself with his tears as lube after a loss.

    ...knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop (and a mans heart for that matter)

    ...goes for 40 minutes and then likes to take 40 inches.

    ...held his g/f hostage w/ a screwdrive..no wait.... (by the way just heard about that and that is disgusting and i hope we boot the kid if true).
    No matter what you do there will be critics

    I'm not the type to forget about nights like this,
    where every single move that I make is documented and scored for style points.
    The once ambitious one now holds the smoking gun.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    No matter what you do there will be critics

    I'm not the type to forget about nights like this,
    where every single move that I make is documented and scored for style points.
    The once ambitious one now holds the smoking gun.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ... wishes he were comfortable enough with his own manhood to dress in pink as a joke.

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    Re: Eric Devendorf...

    ... wears Blake Griffin pajammas
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats" - H.L. Mencken

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