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  1. 2/26/2009, 09:19 PM #1
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    Rest in peace, Sergey!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2275504.eceA SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

    The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
    But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.
    One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”



    too bad they won't be able to close the casket tee hee
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  2. 2/26/2009, 09:22 PM #2
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    They said he wasnt wearin Nuthin but a smile
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  3. 2/26/2009, 09:30 PM #3
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    wow. he out the same way he came in.
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  4. 2/26/2009, 09:33 PM #4
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    The term "stiff" definitely applies to this deceased sole...
  5. 2/26/2009, 09:52 PM #5
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    He was a "HARD " man
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  6. 2/26/2009, 10:01 PM #6
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    he didn't even need a million dollars
  7. 2/26/2009, 10:13 PM #7
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    I bet the funeral people will have a lot of fun dealing with his rigamortis...
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  8. 2/26/2009, 10:43 PM #8
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    All that was left was a hunka hunka burnin' love....
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  9. 2/26/2009, 11:13 PM #9
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    laid to rest
  10. 2/26/2009, 11:57 PM #10
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    see you at the gallows pole
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  11. 2/27/2009, 10:16 AM #11
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    Robin Williams..."Come on Kids get the Horseshoes, Pete would have wanted it that way."
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  12. 2/27/2009, 01:49 PM #12
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    This my friends, is how I want to die!
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    Yes there is: Two women in handcuffs, going to town on each other like their special lady areas have the antidote.
  13. 2/27/2009, 02:53 PM #13
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    d00d came and went.
    I got a bad mustache
    a recurring rash
    and not a lot of cash.
    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    A better idea would be for posters to stop being cockgobbling dooshrockets for the sport of it.
  14. 2/28/2009, 01:04 AM #14
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    And he be pole-vaultin' the stairway to heavennnnnn.

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  15. 2/28/2009, 01:12 AM #15
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    He had a little too much in n out burger
  16. 2/28/2009, 01:14 AM #16
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    I blame global warming.

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  17. 2/28/2009, 08:53 AM #17
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    So oldnslo already used that variation of a joke from Basic Instinct.

    Hmmm...

    That's no way to get a-head in life.
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  18. 2/28/2009, 09:11 AM #18
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    Re: Rest in peace, Sergey!

    Just a Kum an Go guy
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