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    The O - First Press Conference

    Smoove.

    But it seems the minions of the WH press corpse are hellbent on trying to get him to potty mouth the Bush Administration (like they're not doing well enough by themselves, thank you).

    And what's up with Helen Thomas? She refers to "so-called terrorists." Meh, they're just misunderstood, Helen. Go home; it's past your bedtime.

    One other Goober wants The O's support of prosecuting Bush officials for (fill in the blank).

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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    I'll admit to not being an Obama fan at all, but I heard lots of: ummmms, and uhhhhs...kinda like if I was teaching sex-ed to a bunch of 3rd graders. In other words, I didn't get the smoove part.
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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    ...oh, and we know you won the election, but thanks for reminding us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    I'll admit to not being an Obama fan at all, but I heard lots of: ummmms, and uhhhhs...kinda like if I was teaching sex-ed to a bunch of 3rd graders. In other words, I didn't get the smoove part.
    Yep. Unless he's delivering a scripted speech (which he does quite well), it's tough to listen to him stammer around while trying to answer questions. That may explain his affinity for his Press Secretary Gibbs, who basically stammers just as much in his press conferences. Painful to watch, it is.

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    " I'm Obama and I like to give peoples hard earned money to thugs" derp

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay View Post
    Smoove.

    But it seems the minions of the WH press corpse are hellbent on trying to get him to potty mouth the Bush Administration (like they're not doing well enough by themselves, thank you).

    And what's up with Helen Thomas? She refers to "so-called terrorists." Meh, they're just misunderstood, Helen. Go home; it's past your bedtime.

    One other Goober wants The O's support of prosecuting Bush officials for (fill in the blank).

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
    While in DC on business a few years ago, I saw that wench standing next to me at a crosswalk. It took a lot of restrain to keep from knocking that thing to the ground....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whet View Post
    While in DC on business a few years ago, I saw that wench standing next to me at a crosswalk. It took a lot of restrain to keep from knocking that thing to the ground....
    Admit it, you was skeered of her.

    ...I think I would be.
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    I just wish I was gassy at that point, being she is about arse-high.

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Somewhere in DC, a catholic church bingo night is missing Helen Thomas.
    I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    I'll admit to not being an Obama fan at all, but I heard lots of: ummmms, and uhhhhs...kinda like if I was teaching sex-ed to a bunch of 3rd graders. In other words, I didn't get the smoove part.

    Obama on crack and laughing gas could give a better press conference than Bush ever dreamed of.....

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    "So called terrorists."

    Nice.

    Also nice to see the liberal radio and blogs get treated as the MSM now. I wonder what people would have said if Limbaugh or Hannity had been asking questions during Bush's press conferences???

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC//CRIMSON View Post
    Obama on crack and laughing gas could give a better press conference than Bush ever dreamed of.....
    That's the best defense ya got, that he's a better speaker than Bush?
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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Since a bunch of jackasses will neg me if I say anything bad about our current president because he happens to be my commander in chief, I will abstain from commenting.

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    What's that drug that gives you short-term memory loss....I can't remember.

    uh,...hmmm, uh.....uhhhh, byouwah, ugh, I still can't remember.
    .





    ....and now please direct your attention to the field and J. Clayton Feaver will lead us in a moment of prayer...

    "......please protect these young men from injury and for one and all to exhibit good sportsmanship.....IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY AMEN


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    Enjoy

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    All i know is, Iran is smiling and very happy right now.

    THANKS OBAMA!

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    That's the best defense ya got, that he's a better speaker than Bush?
    I'm not sure. I think W could stutter for an hour. W's biggest speaking problem is that he spoke.
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    ....and now please direct your attention to the field and J. Clayton Feaver will lead us in a moment of prayer...

    "......please protect these young men from injury and for one and all to exhibit good sportsmanship.....IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY AMEN


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    Enjoy

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    Re: The O - First Press Conference

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    That's the best defense ya got, that he's a better speaker than Bush?
    It's what got him elected. People are stupid, remember?
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTuba View Post
    All i know is, Iran is smiling and very happy right now.

    THANKS OBAMA!
    Oil is at $40. Iran isn't smiling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XingTheRubicon View Post
    I'm not sure. I think W could stutter for an hour. W's biggest speaking problem is that he spoke.
    Exactly, so saying Brack can speak better than Bush is not exactly a ringing endorsement
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommieharris91 View Post
    It's what got him elected. People are stupid, remember?
    I'm reminded of it all the time.
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