Stop putting surcharges on my bill that aren't on the menu and aren't communicated to me, because I'm not paying them.
Oh, so drinking a scotch neat means a bigger pour, therefore a $3 fee? Or in some places, if you have scotch on rocks it's a $2 surcharge. But it's not on the menu, and the waiter conveniently forgets to mention it. Take if off the bill or you're going to eat the whole ****ing ticket.
More salsa is $1.00? I never agreed to that.
Cream for my coffee is $0.75. Now, seriously, that's just crap.
Tell you what, I'll pay these BS add-ons right after you get done sucking my scrot.