"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
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dear sweet Lord baby Jesus,
Thank you for bacon, and all the wonderful things it can do.
Amen
Originally Posted by OU4LIFE
Dear lord. My heart stopped just reading that.
... that's not food.
The haiku is a little obscene, especially given the shape (and name) of the bacon explosion.
Oooh girl... ...yo bacon weave is showing...
Well, crap.
My favorite part:
(It) is so dangerously delicious it'll make your ****ing heart explode and still have your corpse begging for a second helping.
Well, crap.
Here is the original location.....
BBQAddicts.com - Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Well, crap.
That'll do, Pig.
I'm getting a pacemaker after I try that.
...and then some fried twinkies for dessert.... mmmmmmm
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
This is the best thing since sliced bacon.
"Hard work is for people short on talent." -George Carlin
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard." -Ron Swanson
Bacon Air Freshener
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" tall.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
Move over bacon, there's something lean....er....bigger!
Ahahahaha...I like it!
Maple Bacon Morning Coffee
Reminiscent of a hearty Saturday morning breakfast around the table, this sweet, savory coffee delights the senses with the smell and taste of home! Maple Bacon Morning has a base that's full-bodied and complex, and it's a delicious way to rise when the rooster crows!
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Whether you yearn to eliminate unsightly debris from those hard-to-reach spaces between your teeth or you crave a splash of bacon zest to spice up a boring oral hygiene routine, these bacon-flavored toothpicks are for you. Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness and the confidence that you can take on the world. The next time you pig out, you'll be glad you have these flavorful slender sticks of wood by your side.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
and after your bacon explosion, you need to cleanse your breath-
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
OK. No freaking way! This is heaven.
"Hard work is for people short on talent." -George Carlin
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard." -Ron Swanson
Bacon. In. A. Can.
"And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne
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