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    On Obama's smoking addiction

    Tongue in cheek, Rosenbaum imagines a day in the winter of 2009 when an international crisis has erupted. "Do you want Barack Obama, the guy who has his finger on our nuclear trigger ... all irritable, his nerves and famously smooth temper on edge?"

    "Give Obama a break," writes Rosenbaum, who makes clear he's not advocating cigarettes for others. "A smoking break."
    The thing is, it's the smoking addiction that causes the irritability.

    Satan is inside Obama's body and he needs to exorcise him.
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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    they gotta find him a little room in the white house. although it is against the law to smoke in a federal building, you got to give the prez special privies.

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Quote Originally Posted by picasso View Post
    they gotta find him a little room in the white house. although it is against the law to smoke in a federal building, you got to give the prez special privies.
    If I had only known? I would have run for Prez years ago except for the smoking ban.
    God, how I hate the 21st century.

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    I think he'll smoke Osama out of his cave. With second-hand smoke (it kills!).

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Quote Originally Posted by picasso View Post
    they gotta find him a little room in the white house. although it is against the law to smoke in a federal building, you got to give the prez special privies.
    It's not illegal if the President does it!

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner View Post
    It's not illegal if the President does it!
    hi-yo!

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Sooner View Post
    It's not illegal if the President does it!
    Clinton is on his team now.
    It depends what the definition of "smoking" is.

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Quote Originally Posted by picasso View Post
    hi-yo!
    Yeah, I felt a little dirty saying it.

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    He has to smoke after the good sexin' he gave the Pubs.


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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Ya know, I have some days at the office where a BJ and a cigarette sounds pretty good and I'm not running the country. I say let the man have both.
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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    All smokers, ex-smokers, and especially closet smokers understand the problem though. Obama will be in some meeting running long and there'll be a point he'll do anything to get out of there to go have a smoke. The nicotine is your master. It controls you.

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    hey..he can upgrade from Newports to KOOL now....let me upgrade ya....

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    Re: On Obama's smoking addiction

    Doesn't abusing the smokes hurt his B-ball game?
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