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    Late breakfast at noon
    Man, I love me some bacon.
    Nom nom nom, thanks pig!
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Sublime in my mouf.
    That'll do pig. That'll do.
    Its sizzle haunts me.

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten View Post
    Sublime in my mouf.
    That'll do pig. That'll do.
    Its sizzle haunts me.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Pork fat rules
    porker eats fat
    fat kills porker
    God, how I hate the 21st century.

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Bacon smells so sweet
    I'm yearning for yesteryear
    Chest pains? Bring it on.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Not the biggest fan.
    Chest pains and colon cancer?
    Thanks but no thanks, man.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    God made pigs taste good
    So that people would eat them.
    It just makes sense, man!
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    I'm hungry, PG.
    Man, I could use some bacon.
    Stop hogging it all!

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    All things bacon-esque
    Result in celebration,
    Save cooking it nude.

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    Re: BACON: a haiku

    Nothing beats the meat
    Of my cousin Mr. Pig
    Bacon! Bacon! Yum!
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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