So my employer is going to put a picture of me on the innerweb. What should I be wearing? I'm leaning sweater/tie/dress shirt. Also, suggestions for my employee bio are welcome.
So my employer is going to put a picture of me on the innerweb. What should I be wearing? I'm leaning sweater/tie/dress shirt. Also, suggestions for my employee bio are welcome.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
you're right. no need for pants if you can't see them in the photo
Something pink or flowery?
Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."
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Originally Posted by C&CDean
I'm a tolerant mother****er.
Bio:I am considered by many a perv who prefers his porn in midget form, runner up in the Zima Bowl and I am president of the hair club for men.
Birthdate:Jan 13th 1816(i'm older than the crust in your CEO's underwear)
Skills-da kind dat pay da billz
Talents-playing with muhself whilst eating cheetos and watching midget porn.
Community work:helping to bury dead hookers.
Something you can say you are proud of:The day I picked up dat 2ft chick with sausage fingas....yeah boi, I hit dat!
is obvious
Bio:
Name, age, education and employment history, current professional interests, a bit about the fam and no more than one reference to a hobby or personal interest. It's a nice touch to credit a mentor.
Optional - a note about your philosophy, who/what inspires you and a snobby literature reference. Ties to the community and volunteer work are also sometimes appropriate.
What to wear: stick with the coat and tie
Nobody else has a coat and tie in their picture though.Originally Posted by Rogue
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
then go for the wife beater, complete with dip stains
“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
A toupee and Sex Panther.
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
Aren't most myspace pictures taken in the bathroom mirror in some sort of scandalous outfit?
OMG Royalfan. Don't make this harder than it is.
I gots ta get me a signature.
Two words.
Nipple rings.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
I'd think a thong would be very appropriate for a web pictorial.
Booger-yellow shirt with big lapels covered by a John Deere green knit sweater. Big thick glasses. Don't shampoo your hair for like three days, and just before the photo, make sure it super slick and combed Hitler style. Grow a very thin pencil moustache, but dye it super black.
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SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
I'm a f***in' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s*** and just f***in' chillin' I guess. Ya f*** with me I'll kick ***. I don't want kids.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Royalfan5 (born July 12, 1948), known professionally as Richard Simmons, is a fitness personality who promotes weight-loss programs, most famously through a line of aerobics videos and television programs.
Royalfan5 was born in New Orleans, Louisiana. He was raised in the French Quarter of New Orleans, Louisiana, and attended Cor Jesu High School (now Brother Martin High School). He suffered from obesity throughout his adolescence and by the time he graduated from high school, he weighed 268 pounds.
His first job, in New Orleans, was selling pralines. Royalfan5 also briefly considered becoming a priest. After starting college at the University of Southwestern Louisiana, he transferred to Florida State University. While enrolled there, he studied as an exchange student in Florence, Italy. He graduated with a BA in Art. After graduation, Royalfan5 moved to New York City where he worked in advertising, as a waiter, and for cosmetics companies Revlon and Coty Cosmetics.
Upon moving to Los Angeles in the 1970s, Royalfan5 worked as the Maître d' at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. He developed an interest in fitness, but was dissatisfied with the unhealthy fad diet methods and established gyms and exercise studios of the day which favored the already fit customer. It was his interest in fitness that helped him lose 123 lb (56 kg).
Royalfan5 later opened his own exercise studio, originally called The Anatomy Asylum, where emphasis was placed on healthy eating in proper portions and enjoyable exercise. The business originally included a salad bar restaurant called "Ruffage," (the name a pun on the word Roughage), though it was eventually removed as the focus of the Asylum shifted solely to exercise. Now called Slimmons, the establishment continues operations in Beverly Hills, and Royalfan5 teaches motivational classes and aerobics throughout the week.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
What is innerweb?
And I didn't get my picture taken today after all. I suppose it is best to wait and make sure I pass my series III exam tomorrow.
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
Ball gag and chaps. Nothing else.
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