It's up to Sic'em...
And this POLE!
Given the opportunity in an Animal House-esque situation of decision making at the bedside of a xanax-riddled, drunken Baylor co-ed, do you follow your conscience's angel and abstain, or follow the devil in your heart and do the deed?
C'mon, Larry 'Pinto' Kroger. Time to call the ball.