The one that kills me is 50 cent. He has no rhythm at all and is tone deaf.
Yeah, I know, I didn't think it was possible to detect tone deafness in rappers, but he proved me wrong.
RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
You didn't answer the cigar question.
Well, crap.