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Pea Coats. Hah.
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Pea Coats. Hah.
Mayo on my sammich.
I have a pea coat...
...I got it the hard way by actually joining the Navy.
Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.
Olevet Posse Pistolero
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2015.
Cold vodka.
"Sushi" is cracking me up.
Im wishing on a falling star...
Wondering where you are...
(chorus)
I wished for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind
In the warm sunshine
Shes from the city of angels
Like bette davis, james dean and gable
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl thats on tv
Met her at a gala affair
She wore a green dress and everybody was there
Felt outta place as she looked into my eyes
Shook her hand around 9 pm and now
Im never gonna be the same again
Never have to be on a movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie-do-wop and scooby snacks
Met a fly girl and I cant relax
The only problem is shes a movie star, oh
My friends, they wont believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of sounding cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on tv
(chorus)
I wished for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind
In the warm sunshine
Shes from the city of angels
Like bette davis, james dean and gable
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl thats on tv
Everybody knows her name
Wanna take her picture and theyre glad she came
But I just wanna be there when shes down, down
(be there when shes down)
I dont want her autograph
I just wanna call her up and make her laugh
Never had to be on the movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie-do-wop and scooby snacks
I met a fly girl and I cant relax
Only problem is shes a movie star
My friends, they wont believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of sounding cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on tv
(chorus)
I wished for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
Do I ever cross your mind
In the warm sunshine
Shes from the city of angels
Like bette davis, james dean and gable
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl thats on tv
I wished for you on a falling star
Im wishing on a star and Im wondering where you are
Wondering where you are
Do I cross you remind in the warm sunshine
(rap)
Yeah, so I wished for you on a bright, shining star
Everywhere I look, there you are
Its the girl in the green dress
She took my breath away
And now I look to the sky for the better day
To the beat yall and scooby snacks
I met a fly girl and I cant relax
Never had to be on the movie screen
Cause shes the leading lady in all my dreams
(repeat chorus)
What? The Cleveland Cavaliers isn't on that list??? BLASPHEMY!!!
Also of note, pot...puleeeeeeeze most anyone who ever tried the stuff liked it.
Mos Def, Heh!
#11, ok....hehehe ya got me there.
Screw it, i'm going down the list...
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- #111 Pea Coats Nope
- #110 Frisbee Sports Nope
- #109 The Onion Meh
- #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music, mixed on this one
- #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References-uh, ok
- #106 Facebook-nope
- #105 Unpaid Internships-heheheeee, nope
- #104 Girls with Bangs-girl gangsta's?
- #103 Sweaters-nope
- #102 Children’s Games as Adults-nope
- #101 Being Offended-THAT IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT!
- #100 Bumper Stickers-nope, tacky
- #99 Grammar-WHUT?
- #98 The Ivy League-see above
- #97 Scarves-eh, no
- #96 New Balance Shoes-no
- #95 Rugby-I dig it, just don't play it.
- #94 Free Healthcare-nope, I pay for mine thank you very much
- #93 Music Piracy-nope
- #92 Book Deals-nope
- #91 San Francisco-HELL NO!
- #90 Dinner Parties-Does that mean pizza and beer?
- #89 St. Patrick’s Day-Top 'o the morning bitches
- #88 Having Gay Friends-no
- #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes-no
- #86 Shorts-yep...wow!
- #85 The Wire-Huh?
- #84 T-Shirts-yeaahhhhh!
- #83 Bad Memories of High School-nope
- #82 Hating Corporations-well mostly Wal Mart
- #81 Graduate School-nope
- #80 The Idea of Soccer-booooooooooooring
- #79 Modern Furniture-gotta say yes here
- #78 Multilingual Children-Sit down Budokan!!!
- #77 Musical Comedy-eh, no
- #76 Bottles of Water-yep
- #75 Threatening to Move to Canada-****off eh?
- #74 Oscar Parties-no
- #73 Gentrification-???
- #72 Study Abroad-Heh, i've studied a broad or two
- #71 Being the only white person around-meh
- #70 Difficult Breakups-meh
- #69 Mos Def-mos Definitely
- #68 Michel Gondry-who?
- #67 Standing Still at Concerts-unless I fart
- #66 Divorce-NO!
- #65 Co-Ed Sports-YEAH!
- #64 Recycling-yes
- #63 Expensive Sandwiches-meh
- #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People-meh, i'm not "one of those type of people"
- #61 Bicycles-sure
- #60 Toyota Prius-NOPE!
- #59 Natural Medicine-leeches....uh, gotta think about this
- #58 Japan-meh
- #57 Juno-Never been to Alaska
- #56 Lawyers-uh no comment
- #55 Apologies-yes
- #54 Kitchen Gadgets-Sure, as long as it's an ice cream scoop
- #53 Dogs-yep
- #52 Sarah Silverman-YAINCH!
- #51 Living by the Water-Dying by the water? sure
- #50 Irony-Manniny?
- #49 Vintage-classic...**** yeah!
- #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops-meh
- #47 Arts Degrees-meh +1
- #46 The Sunday New York Times-gimme the Sunday Oklahoman
- #45 Asian Fusion Food-pass
- #44 Public Radio-pass
- #43 Plays-with.....nevermind
- #42 Sushi-noshi
- #41 Indie Music-Raiders of the Lost Ark soundtrack???
- #40 Apple Products-I loves me some pie...nevermind
- #39 Netflix-nope
- #38 Arrested Development-meh
- #37 Renovations-maybe
- #36 Breakfast Places-sure
- #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report-P A S S
- #34 Architecture-yes
- #33 Marijuana-no comment
- #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism-N O!
- #31 Snowboarding-Waterboarding?
- #30 Wrigley Field-Yep, if the Yans are in town
- #29 80s Night-no
- #28 Not having a TV-sure
- #27 Marathons-sleep athons
- #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)Sure
- #25 David Sedaris-who?
- #24 Wine-BUT WE DESERVE TO BE #1 "Chase Daniel"
- #23 Microbreweries-gotta pass
- #22 Having Two Last Names-no
- #21 Writers Workshops-no
- #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture-only if it's hillbilly
- #19 Traveling-sure
- #18 Awareness-heh, barely
- #17 Hating their Parents-not at all
- #16 Gifted Children-at Christmas
- #15 Yoga-noga
- #14 Having Black Friends-sure
- #13 Tea-yes
- #12 Non-Profit Organizations-sure
- #11 Asian Girls-no comment
- #10 Wes Anderson Movies-eh, not sure
- #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside-that is a tradition in our place
- #8 Barack Obama-pffffbbbtttttt, **** on that
- #7 Diversity-sure
- #6 Organic Food-sure
- #5 Farmer’s Markets-yep
- #4 Assists-heh, huh?
- #3 Film Festivals-sure
- #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to-no
- #1 Coffee-YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do like the Asian girls...
...shoulda tried to bring one of them back with me from my Navy days.
Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.
Olevet Posse Pistolero
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2015.
No way In hell am I telling MY racist joke .
No way jose .
ya must peem me if ya wanta hear it
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
They let em On the Subs ?Originally Posted by Curly Bill
I do like the Asian girls...
...shoulda tried to bring one of them back with me from my Navy days.
Quote
If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Never was on a sub or ship -- land based at Misawa Japan.They let em On the Subs ?
Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.
Olevet Posse Pistolero
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2015.
FYI - Michel Gondry directed "Be Kind Rewind"
... that's not food.
I'm the sub dude, and no.They let em On the Subs ?
Had to go pay bar fines like any other swingin Richard.
I love my New Balance shoes!
Mos Def = Amazing!
Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."
2006 Oklahoma Sooners
2007 Oklahoma Sooners
2008 Oklahoma Sooners
I have a pea coat...
...I got it the hard way by actually joining the Navy.
Yep. 15 years and 50 pounds later it doesn't fit very well.
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
“Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.”
Awesome.
This list is bull****.
I didn't see fried chicken, collards, chitlins, fat back, watermelon, grape soda, or Kool filter kings on that list. And I like em' all - cept the Kools, but I did smoke Kools when I was a smoker.
Don't forget pig's feet and crack, wait that's yout list.
Know thy self,
know thy enemy.
A thousand battles,
a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)
HOLY ****...bar fines...there's a blast from the past.I'm the sub dude, and no.
Had to go pay bar fines like any other swingin Richard.
P.I. rocks your face off!!
SEMPER FI
I thought Obama would be number one.
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