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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    I would like to state for the record...

    I would rather be a syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitor with a drinking problem assigned to floor mopping duty in a Lawton adult movie theater than be a texass longwhorn.
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    Something we can agree on here.

    Personally, I'd rather have my scrote peeled open, filled with lime juice and termites, then resewn than be a Texas fan.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    preach on brother Homey.

    I'd rather be an Icelandic banker than I would be a whorn.
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack View Post
    preach on brother Homey.

    I'd rather be an Icelandic banker than I would be a whorn.
    Id rather be a Whacked out Lib than be a fan
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member BudSooner's Avatar
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    I would rather have my scrote stapled to my forehead than be a horn fan.


    Or....something like that.

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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    I would rather be a syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitor with a drinking problem assigned to floor mopping duty in a Lawton adult movie theater than be a texass longwhorn.
    Wut do you have against syphlytic and partially paralyzed janitors with drinking problems assigned to floor mopping duties in Lawton adult movie theaters?
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    I'd rather be laying in a coma in africa, with my legs cut off from infection then ever join the baby **** orange wearing mouthbreathers
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    Re: I would like to state for the record...

    I'd rather have down syndrome, running the 100 meter hurdles, with people shooting arrows at me than be a texas longhorn.

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