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    Angry When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    I think they oughta feed this kid to crocodiles.

    SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday.

    The 30-minute rampage, caught on the zoo's security camera, happened early Wednesday after the boy jumped a security fence at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in central Australia, said zoo director Rex Neindorf.

    The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's beloved, 20-year-old goanna, which he then fed to "Terry," an 11-foot, 440-pound saltwater crocodile, said Neindorf.

    The boy also fed several live animals to Terry by throwing them over the two fences surrounding the crocodile's enclosure, at one point climbing over the outer fence to get closer to the giant reptile.

    In the footage, the boy's face remains largely blank, Neindorf said, adding: "It was like he was playing a game."

    By the time he was done, 13 animals worth around $5,500 had been killed, including a turtle, bearded dragons and thorny devil lizards, Neindorf said. Although none were considered rare, some are difficult to replace, he said.
    "We're horrified that anyone can do this and saddened by the age of the child," Neindorf said.

    Alice Springs police said they are unable to press charges against the boy because of his age. Children under age 10 can't be charged with criminal offenses in the Northern Territory. His name was not released because of his age.

    Neindorf said he plans to sue the boy's parents.
    The boy's small size is probably the reason he didn't trip the zoo's security system, which relies on sensors to detect intruders, Neindorf said.

    "I just want people to learn that they can't let their children go and run amok," Neindorf said. "If we can't put the blame onto the child, then someone has to accept the responsibility."

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Damn sure oughta at least act like they Gonna.
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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    that makes me so mad, i can't even coherently express my anger. little ****er
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Make him clean up alligator **** for the next few weeks.

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    In other news, crocodiles all over the world urge officials to give the kid a break.

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Quote Originally Posted by CK Sooner View Post
    Make him clean up alligator **** for the next few weeks.
    that's really not much punishment. Bury him up to his eyeballs in alligator ****, maybe.
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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    too bad he didn't wander into the big cat area or something

    i can't imagine what security is like at this place...


    i hope he's going on some watch list

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Bash the kid on a rock and feed him to Terry the Crocodile!

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Wonder when he will be on a Biography of Serial Killers show in the 15-20 years....

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Yeah, that kid sucks and needs a lobotomy and electroshock treatment, but am I the only one who giggled at "bearded dragon"?
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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    I'd a shot the little ****er.

    I might have used a tranquilizer gun.
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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    I think the bearded dragon exhibit is right next to the bearded clam exhibit.
    Well, crap.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    On second thought, that one was way too obvious to be funny. I apologize to you all.
    Last edited by BigRedJed; 10/3/2008 at 08:18 PM. Reason: To, two, too.
    Well, crap.

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Yeah, that post needs to be tossed into the croc enclosure.
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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    "No, really...if you rub the bearded dragon the right way, it breathes fire. Try it and see for yourself."

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    Re: When Little Sociopaths in Training Attack

    Meh, everyone knows dragonsfire is just a myth.
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