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    Bluehairs

    Did you ever wonder where they find all the people who've been going to OU games for 85+ years that they introduce during the game? I know the answer: Braum's.

    Seriously, what is it with Braum's and the elderly? Every time I go there I'm a good three standard deviations below the median age. True there's a retirement village across the street (they should build a Lark crossing) from the one I go to, but every Braum's seems to be that way.
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    Re: Bluehairs

    old fashion burgers?

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    It's the breakfast and slow service. Old people turn up at 5:30 am and just stay there until they get their food at around 3 pm.
    ... that's not food.

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    I notice the fat people more.

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    That's most fast food places, not just Braums.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Bluehairs

    Quote Originally Posted by walkoffsooner View Post
    I notice the fat people more.
    Impossible. Fat people don't live to 80.
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    Re: Bluehairs

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt View Post
    Did you ever wonder where they find all the people who've been going to OU games for 85+ years that they introduce during the game? I know the answer: Braum's.

    Seriously, what is it with Braum's and the elderly? Every time I go there I'm a good three standard deviations below the median age. True there's a retirement village across the street (they should build a Lark crossing) from the one I go to, but every Braum's seems to be that way.
    Cause old people love them some ice cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by GottaHavePride View Post
    It's the breakfast and slow service. Old people turn up at 5:30 am and just stay there until they get their food at around 3 pm.
    Why is it old people get up so damn early? I used to work at a restaurant here when i was in college, and i was amazed how many old ****ers would be there eating at 7 freaking AM on a Saturday

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    Quote Originally Posted by tulsaoilerfan View Post
    Cause old people love them some ice cream
    I think that's exactly it. Maybe cause it's easy on their false choppers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tulsaoilerfan View Post
    Why is it old people get up so damn early? I used to work at a restaurant here when i was in college, and i was amazed how many old ****ers would be there eating at 7 freaking AM on a Saturday
    When you eat dinner at 4pm you've got to get an early jump on breakfast.
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    Got used to getting up early as kids. Had chores to do.

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    When there's a chance you might not wake back up, you tend to sleep less.
    ... that's not food.

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    thats KFC around here..old folks love da chicken
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    I saw and old mexican at Teds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walkoffsooner View Post
    Got used to getting up early as kids. Had chores to do.
    Actually it's a melanin thing. The older you get, the less (more?) you have and the less you sleep.
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    We need to round these people up! We need to concentrate them into camps. You know, so that they can be taken care of and nobody will ever have to worry about them again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    We need to round these people up! We need to concentrate them into camps.
    Already taken care of. They're called bingo parlors.
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