At least she's trying to make something of herself....

[Okla-homey]

I knew girls in college who gave lost it for dinner and a movie. But technically, if she goes through with this, she's a ho.

22-Year-Old Auctioning Off Her Virginity

Going once....

A Sacramento State grad is putting her virginity on the auction block to help pay for her studies.

"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," the 22-year-old (who uses the pseudonym "Natalie Dylan") says on tonight's The Insider. "I'm ready for the controversy ... I'm ready to do this."

Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

She says she hopes to net up to a million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch (eBay turned her down).

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

Howard Stern has denied a report that he is affiliated with the auction.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,420681,00.html

[olevetonahill]

I bid treefiddy and not a dime Mo .
a Million Bucks ? fer a Piece ?
That chick is some serious Messed in the Head.

[swardboy]

I wonder how many polygraphs she had to go through to get a positive result.

[OKLA21FAN]

lets all pool our money and get SICEM some tail!

it would be like 'killing two birds with one stone'

[Tailwind]

Looks like a skanky 'ho to me.

[olevetonahill]

Looks like a skanky 'ho to me.

well she aint Real skanky , But a Ho none the Less

[12]

Strangely enough, that's exactly how I lost my virginity.

Only all I got was a gas station sandwich and a ride home.

[SteelClip49]

I'd give her an OU foamy schooner hat and a brownie from Cookies & Cards.

[tommieharris91]

I'd give her a nice dinner...

[C&CDean]

She gives herself way too much credit. I've seen $20 hookers who were hotter. Out.

[M]

Someone should tell her that she forgot to slather the self-tanner on her face.

[Taxman71]

This would be one fun contract to draft. I am thinking her safe word is "ka ching".

[StoopTroup]

"So like...I wonder how much she needs?"

[OUDoc]

Strangely enough, that's exactly how I lost my virginity.

Only all I got was a gas station sandwich and a ride home.

I bought you the freshest sandwich they had.

[TMcGee86]

Someone should tell her that she forgot to slather the self-tanner on her face.

exactly.

She looks photoshopped.

[StoopTroup]

exactly.

She looks photoshopped.

The virgin part?

[BigRedJed]

Strangely enough, that's exactly how I lost my virginity.

Only all I got was a gas station sandwich and a ride home.

Did you at least get his name?

[yermom]

i think it was Large Marge

[Paperclip]

Did...did you say Large Marge?

[OUDoc]