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[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

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http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html

[Viking Kitten]

[JohnnyMack]

Spek would read: Heh.

[SleestakSooner]

" I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.



If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before getting your undergrad degree, you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.


If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.


If you have been married to the same woman for 16 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.



If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
(Ouch. Is that how he did it??)

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.



If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.



If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.



If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

[BigRedJed]

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Predictable comments from darksiders.

[BigRedJed]

[BigRedJed]

Predictable comments from darksiders.

Predictable comments when someone unsuccessfully posts a link on a message board. Even from Republicans like me.

[Rogue]

She grew up, and was educated, in Northern Idaho with those weirdos up there. I'm tellin' ya those people talk and think funny.

[BigRedJed]

Rush, your link is still broken, even after your hasty edit. Unfortunately, I'm going to feel compelled to post more fail pictures until it's fixed.

[Viking Kitten]

Like this?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Predictable comments when someone unsuccessfully posts a link on a message board. Even from Republicans like me.

The original link was the wrong one, so I removed it. unfortunately for you guys, the thread title was so compelling that 3 or 4 darksiders clicked on it before I got it changed. Some of those "Fail" pictures are real nice, though.

[tommieharris91]

[BigRedJed]

OK, the link works now. Thanks, I really wasn't looking forward to hunting down more fail pics.

[The Maestro]

" I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.



If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before getting your undergrad degree, you're well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.


If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.


If you have been married to the same woman for 16 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.



If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
(Ouch. Is that how he did it??)

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.



If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.



If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.



If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.

Heck, I'll bite. Those are all valid points to look at. Not afraid to admit it.

Both sides are full of hypocrisy...

[LilSooner]

[BigRedJed]

OK, one more for the road:

[StoopTroup]

I would like to see Rush take a few snaps as Steelers QB.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I would like to see Rush take a few snaps as Steelers QB.

He's long time been a big Steelers fan. He worked in Pittsburg back in the '70's, I think.