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    Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    The implosion of The One continues.


    Yep. The day after 9/11, as part of its "get tough" makeover, the Obama campaign is mocking John McCain for not using a computer, without caring why he doesn't use a computer. From the AP story about the computer illiterate ad:
    "Our economy wouldn't survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats," [Obama spokesman Dan] Pfeiffer said. "It's extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn't know how to send an e-mail."
    Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by "extraordinary." The reason he doesn't send email is that he can't use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our country. From the Boston Globe (March 4, 2000):
    McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain's encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He's an avid fan - Ted Williams is his hero - but he can't raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.
    In a similar vein I guess it's an outrage that the blind governor of New York David Patterson doesn't know how to drive a car. After all, transportation issues are pretty important. How dare he serve as governor while being ignorant of what it's like to navigate New York's highways.
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    I bet Stephen Hawking knows how to send an email.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    I doubt the Viet Cong broke Stephens hands several times.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    i have a good friend who is a quadriplegic from a car accident. since he was injured he has got a PhD and a JD.

    his injuries are far worse than McCain's.

    no offense, but he can send an email.
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Where did anybody make fun of anything?

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    I guess Mr. Change won't be running personal attack ads on any quadriplegics then?

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson View Post
    i have a good friend who is a quadriplegic from a car accident. since he was injured he has got a PhD and a JD.

    his injuries are far worse than McCain's.

    no offense, but he can send an email.
    John McCain sends plenty of e-mail. He just can't do it himself. What the Obama ad said was true but not true, because McCain can't do it himself.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTuba View Post
    I guess Mr. Change won't be running personal attack ads on any quadriplegics then?
    that's not true. he will run them. but he'll only attack God fearing, America loving quads who were injured in the line of duty. because those are the only quads that count.
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Everyday I become more convinced we should just let Cheney run things for a year and have a do over on the whole election thing.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    I bet McCain does not want to take the time to learn how to use his eyebrows to send an email.

    Good grief.
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by OklahomaTuba View Post
    I doubt the Viet Cong broke Stephens hands several times.
    Have you ever heard someone say something so incredibly stupid that no response can possibly do it justice?

    Yeah, your comment is one of those.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by iwannabelikesam View Post
    John McCain sends plenty of e-mail. He just can't do it himself. What the Obama ad said was true but not true, because McCain can't do it himself.
    i find that impossible to believe.

    If John McCain can **** his wife, he can send email.

    you have any idea what the life of a quadriplegic is like?

    my friend typed a dissertation with a stick and send emails with it...there is no way john mccain can't send an email.
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson View Post
    If John McCain can **** his wife, he can send email.
    He would probably have to have a teeny peener.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson View Post
    my friend typed a dissertation with a stick and send emails with it...
    Does that work as well as sticking them in a bottle?

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr View Post
    Does that work as well as sticking them in a bottle?
    what is that supposed to mean? you make fun of people injured in car accidents? it could be you just as easy as him....

    wtf?
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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson View Post
    i find that impossible to believe.

    If John McCain can **** his wife, he can send email.

    you have any idea what the life of a quadriplegic is like?

    my friend typed a dissertation with a stick and send emails with it...there is no way john mccain can't send an email.
    He never had his **** (Cheney) broke.

    But yes, he could type an e-mail as quadriplegics do, but McCain is rich and powerful, so he has people do it for him, which is much easier for him.

    As for you finding it impossible, have you never seen him move his arms?

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Similar to the Obama article, I was making fun of nobody.

    Nevermind.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by iwannabelikesam View Post
    As for you finding it impossible, have you never seen him move his arms?
    Dude can sign his name. There's no way it's impossible. Maybe not worth the trouble -- but not impossible.

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    Re: Good jorb Obama! Making fun of McCain's war wounds now...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr View Post
    Does that work as well as sticking them in a bottle?
    whatever. stick quads in a bottle.
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