Jason Bourne for POTUS!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Matt Damon basically Jason Bourne'd Governor Sarah Palin in the face today while in Toronto promoting ONEXONE a Canadian children's charity. His major concern seems to be what happens when John McCain kicks the bucket in office if the Republicans win?:

"You do the actuary tables, there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term, and it'll be President Palin. It's like a really bad Disney movie, "The Hockey Mom.' Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she's president. "She's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd."

I know one thing... Sarah Palin is NOT ****ing Matt Damon!

[sooner_born_1960]

There is also about a one in three chance brack is elected president, and we're in the same boat.

[LosAngelesSooner]

grrrr....

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Don't steal me thundar, bub.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Matt Damon cracks me up.

"I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs lived here four thousand years ago. That's an important...I wanna know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - Matt Damon

Funny chit.

[GottaHavePride]

Matt Damon cracks me up.

"I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs lived here four thousand years ago. That's an important...I wanna know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - Matt Damon

Funny chit.

From my dad - a gun totin' NRA member for life: "You know, if he ran with Robin Williams as his Vice President, I'd vote for him."

[Jerk]

Matt Damon cracks me up.

"I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs lived here four thousand years ago. That's an important...I wanna know that, I really do. Because she's gonna have the nuclear codes." - Matt Damon

Funny chit.

I like it when Democrats mock anyone who is religious (and they are always Christian).

It goes over real well in 'fly-over' land on election day.

[OKC-SLC]

I like it when Democrats mock anyone who is religious (and they are always Christian).

It goes over real well in 'fly-over' land on election day.

you'd think democrats would have learned at least two things from the 2000 and 2004 elections:

1) Most Americans like Christians in the Oval Office

2) Celebrities do not attract voters.

Entertain me, Matt. Hell, I liked the 'cougar' line in Oceans EleventyBillion or whatever that was. You're a fairly funny guy. Entertain me.

[GottaHavePride]

There's a difference between your normal, everyday Christian and someone who literally believes the Earth is 4,000 years old.

[SoonerStormchaser]

[LosAngelesSooner]

I like it when Democrats mock anyone who is religious (and they are always Christian).

It goes over real well in 'fly-over' land on election day.

Yeah, because there's nothing to mock about someone actually believing that the Earth is only 4-6 thousand years old.

[LosAngelesSooner]

you'd think democrats would have learned at least two things from the 2000 and 2004 elections:

1) Most Americans like Christians in the Oval Office

2) Celebrities do not attract voters.

Entertain me, Matt. Hell, I liked the 'cougar' line in Oceans EleventyBillion or whatever that was. You're a fairly funny guy. Entertain me.

"Most" Americans watch American Idol. Doesn't mean I'm a-gonna.

Call me elitist, but I'm just better than you.

[KC//CRIMSON]

you'd think democrats would have learned at least two things from the 2000 and 2004 elections:

1) Most Americans like Christians in the Oval Office

2) Celebrities do not attract voters.

Entertain me, Matt. Hell, I liked the 'cougar' line in Oceans EleventyBillion or whatever that was. You're a fairly funny guy. Entertain me.

3) Having a brother who is also a governor comes in real handy.

[GottaHavePride]

NSFW AL ALL.

[OKC-SLC]

There's a difference between your normal, everyday Christian and someone who literally believes the Earth is 4,000 years old.

Sure there is. But I don't think that's the point, or joke, or whatever, that he's trying to make.

[OKC-SLC]

[QUOTE=LosAngelesSooner;2395358]"Most" Americans watch American Idol. Doesn't mean I'm a-gonna.QUOTE]

The fact of the matter is that there are several things popular among Americans. Included are Christianity and watching ***tty TV shows. Problem for the dem campaigners is that they simply cannot make an emphasis of the fact that they think Christians are dumb. These people vote, and stuff.

[OKC-SLC]

3) Having a brother who is also a governor comes in real handy.

Doesn't hurt.

Neither does winning elections.

[Jerk]

Sure there is. But I don't think that's the point, or joke, or whatever, that he's trying to make.

Exactly. The point is that everything is about perception. If I say, "Gee, those Cincy Bearcat players were fast! Maybe they thought they were being chased by the police!" Am I saying this because they were black or because they were thugs who could run?

[GottaHavePride]

Sure there is. But I don't think that's the point, or joke, or whatever, that he's trying to make.

Really? I thought that was EXACTLY the point he was trying to make. If by some chance a reactionary fundamentalist Christian - who believes the earth is 4,000 years old and so on - was to become President, that person would be incapable of reaching understandings with foreign, non-Christian cultures. So at that point you might as well punch our ticket for World War 3.

[OKC-SLC]

Really? I thought that was EXACTLY the point he was trying to make. If by some chance a reactionary fundamentalist Christian - who believes the earth is 4,000 years old and so on - was to become President, that person would be incapable of reaching understandings with foreign, non-Christian cultures. So at that point you might as well punch our ticket for World War 3.

I agree with this.

I think to raise that question when talking about Palin is to suggest that because she's a conservative she might be such a fundamentalist.

Has he raised that question about Obama? Hell, I've actually heard Obama declare that he's a Christian many times and I don't know that I've heard Palin say it once.

[Jerk]

I read this somewhere else and it sums this up nicely:

You know, he's right.

It is pretty scary thinking that the chief executive of the largest land mass state in the union, which supplies this nation with a large portion of it's energy, is a prime target for terrorists and is a stone throw away from Russia could wind up with the "nuclear codes".

Let's give the "nuclear codes" to a community organizer who has spent his entire national political career running for president, whose best friend is a terrorist and whose spiritual adviser thinks that America got what it deserved on 9/11. That'd make me feel much safer.