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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jerk's Avatar
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    Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    They're made in Germany

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    ...and they can't sell it at that price all day.


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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    $19.95, but wait, you get a dozen more for free

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    I think I saw that guy working the raffle table at the tailgate.

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk View Post
    They're made in Germany

    and the Germans make good stuff.

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    and it comes with a full ten year warranty.


    Unlike wives and girlfriends, if it ever stops sucking, you get a free replacement.
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    I wonder if he will be at the fair this year......

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Divers use them.

    I wish I was one on Guo at the Olympics....mmmmmmmmm.

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    They won't cause infection if left in the body after a hillbilly surgical procedure.


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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    That guy reminds me of sooneron. I have no idea why.

    I'm so sorry for that.
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl View Post
    That guy reminds me of sooneron. I have no idea why.

    I'm so sorry for that.
    That's just wrong!

    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Are you following me camera guy?

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    I think SicEm got some of those for his birthday!

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    Divers use them.

    I wish I was one on Guo at the Olympics....mmmmmmmmm.
    Holy. Crap.


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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    yeah. Dang. she cleans up well.
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Hi it's Vince wit Shamwow.

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    If it came from Germany it's gotta be good. Nothing bad every came out of Germany.
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ardmore_Sooner View Post
    If it came from Germany it's gotta be good. Nothing bad every came out of Germany.
    Bad German things...Hitler, holocaust, Dieter Bohlen, neonazi's, etc.

    Good German things...beer; if you sleep with a German, even if its just a one-night stand, they will always make you breakfast the next morning. It won't be cold cereal, either. It will involve, at the very least, toast, a choice of jams, and probably an egg. I don't know why they do this; Sham-WOW
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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Sham-WOW sounds like a sound that you would hear Michael Jackson make.
    Nothing is true, everything is permitted...

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    Re: Has anyone here tried the Sham-Wow towel?

    Quote Originally Posted by salth2o View Post
    Bad German things...Hitler, holocaust, Dieter Bohlen, neonazi's, etc.

    Good German things...beer; if you sleep with a German, even if its just a one-night stand, they will always make you breakfast the next morning. It won't be cold cereal, either. It will involve, at the very least, toast, a choice of jams, and probably an egg. I don't know why they do this; Sham-WOW
    well, Hitler died in a ditch, on fire, covered in petrol, so I don't know if you can say he really came OUT of Germany. I mean, aside from a few quick jaunts to Poland and France... Most Germans vacation in Mallorca or some such, but to each his own, I suppose.
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