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    Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Quote Originally Posted by CNN
    I heard it on the internet, so it must be true!

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    What a bunch of crap! McCain is not an alien robot!
    Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Quote Originally Posted by Curly Bill View Post
    What a bunch of crap! McCain is not an alien robot!
    Oh yeah? Can you prove that he wasn't replaced by a Viet Cong replicant?
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    He is a domestic non-alien robot!

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Of course not. He was made in Taiwan.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Babies are deelishus.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Quote Originally Posted by bri View Post
    Oh yeah? Can you prove that he wasn't replaced by a Viet Cong replicant?
    He's a war hero! You watch your tongue!



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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl View Post
    Babies are deelishus.
    Indeed. But I'm pretty sure the Qur'an considers them unclean, and thus there's no way Obama eats them. THE ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    What about chicken alien babies?

    Still look deelishus...

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Which part is the McNugget?

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Parts is parts.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Baby robot. Looks deelishus.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    McCain isn't an alien--he's got a platinum card.



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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Wait, did someone say robots?

    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    This one looks kinda crunchy.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    I'm going to write in Pimpbot 5000.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    In the future, all music will be made by robots
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    Robots

    Beginning in the early twentieth century, with the invention of the player piano and Wurlitzer jukebox, robots were well on their way to performing for you. Then in the 1960s, the animatronic Abraham Lincoln from the Disney Hall of Presidents gave computers and robots a physical form

    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by
    Robots

    Then in the 1980's, the invention of the personal computer, combined with the player piano and Wurlitzer jukebox and animatronic Abraham Lincoln robot figure combined to form the first robotic band. This robotic band would be able to play anything the public wanted to hear, no longer bothered by pesky local bands playing songs with words they couldn't sing along with, or weren't familiar with, or just plain didn't know.

    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by robots
    In the future, all music will be made by
    Robots

    Let's take a trip into the future as a young man walks into the bar, and wants to hear his favorite song. What would you like to hear, Billy?
    "Ahh, I don't know, um, what do you got?"
    Do you like boy bands, Billy?

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    By the way...


    I'm noticing a large, large, large number of threads with the general flavor of "zOMG! Candidate X is a QLP!"

    Can we get a consolidated "talk smack about the candidates here" thread? There are just too many threads to keep up with.

    Maybe we can move it to the smack forum too?

    TIA.

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    Re: Obama eats babies, McCain is an alien robot!

    Kang and Kodos have infiltrated our political system once in 1996 - they can and will do it again unless we protect our skyward borders from these illegal immigrant terrorists.



    If you have seen these wanted criminal illegal aliens, call the Department of Homeland Security. May be disguised as future presidents.

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