New Bible chapter to be written - 'Chronicles of Obamanation'

[Jerk]

lawl you can't make this up!


Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.), son of the one-time presidential contender, said Obama’s victory overwhelmed him.

“I cried all night. I’m going to be crying for the next four years,” he said. “What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history. ... The event itself is so extraordinary that another chapter could be added to the Bible to chronicle its significance.”

http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.c...E851454E822F1E

[VeeJay]

Anyone got King James' phone number?

[OUHOMER]

Gawd, how long will he cry if Obama loses?

[olevetonahill]

Gawd, how long will he cry if Obama loses?

Whats this "IF" **** ?

[stoopified]

Gawd, how long will he cry if Obama loses?

I pray we find out.

[Harry Beanbag]

Did he mention if he wet his pants or not?

[Stitch Face]

People just need to stop it. Srsly.

I don't care who you're voting for. But grow a sack.

If grown men are crying and peeing their pants over a politician then they need to reinventory their lives.

[SoonerBorn68]

When Obamessiah walks on water, turns that water into beer, & fetches me one, I'll send my bible in for updating.

[SouthFortySooner]

Come one, Come all, and see the half-black, half-white man run for President. prase da lawd. prase da lawd (raises hand to half-mast) Geez.

[Whet]

Jesse Jr would be anointed successor to Barry's Senate seat, had Barry won the election.