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    Miss Semenova

    She's a gymnast.

    Does it make me a bad person to point at that name and laugh like an idiot?
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    The list is so long. One item, more or less, doesn't make any difference.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    Too bad her first name isn't Ivana.

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    Her last name would make a great word puzzle question.

    What comes before the egg?

    Semen-ova

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    I couldn't help but call her Jizz Egg last night.

    I got punched many times by my dearest.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Semenova falls from the beam and takes a nasty shot to the face..."

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten View Post
    "Semenova falls from the beam and takes a nasty shot to the face..."
    "...this could get sticky."

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Semonova's dismount was a stunning display of explosive power."

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Semonova goes for the full-in, full-out AND NAILS IT!!!!"

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Semenova's premature tumble left everyone disappointed"

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Text book straddle by Semonva."

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "After that performance, Coach Yankov is coming out on the mat to meet her...it's hard to tell if he is elated or anguished..."

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "The sad thing is, I don't think Miss Semenova will even get a phone call after that lackluster performance."
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Miss Semenova

    "Semenova knows the competition is thick, and to win she'll have to find a way around the many barriers in place."

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