Too bad you aren't in the Prague that is home to the world's largest Kolache.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague,_Nebraska
For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
My dad's family is originally from Prague and we always made it to the Kolache festival every first weekend in May. That place was ripe with homemade wine, beer, and sausages. All the old Czech's are either dead or moved away now. Everything sucks.
I had a ginormous bacon cheezburger at the POP a couple of months ago..good stuff
Bazinga