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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 sooner n houston's Avatar
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    Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    The great one saith:

    "We could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could save just as much."


    Man I feel stupid! If only we'd have known!

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    All hail the Obama.

    He is so wise and great.
    "The true genius shudders at incompleteness and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should Be."
    -Edgar Allan Poe

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Obama is in the pocket of the Grease Monkey lobby.

    i didn't say "monkey", did i?
    “someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    BHO is the Oral Roberts of politics. Just trust me (and click on that thing on my website and send me $25) and you shall be healed!
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    For the smartest mortal to ever walk the earth, he sure makes a disproportional number of truly idiotic statements.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    His handlers should have him shooting 3 pointers from here to November, instead of talking and stuff.
    "I don't do the world, I do the United States."

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadSolidPerfect View Post
    His handlers should have him shooting 3 pointers from here to November, instead of talking and stuff.
    Yup
    Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.

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    Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize 2015.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadSolidPerfect View Post
    His handlers should have him shooting 3 pointers from here to November, instead of talking and stuff.
    That and he needs to say "hope" and "change" and "Yes we can!!"
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    I "HOPE" this goes in from THREE!

    I can still drain threes even if I "CHANGE" where I shoot it from!

    "YES WE CAN" bask in the glow of my sweet touch as I drain this tre'!

    Air up your tires, save the world.

    What a jackass.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    I sent him the link to my tire thread.

    He's promised me a Cabinet Position.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    I sent him the link to my tire thread.

    He's promised me a Cabinet Position.
    I got offered the Liquor Cabinet.
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    Wink Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    I got offered the Liquor Cabinet.
    I knew you were in the Obama Closet.

    PROOF!

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    I knew you were in the Obama Closet.

    PROOF!
    Hell JSM offered the same
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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Hell JSM offered the same
    I'm betting that's a lot better Liquor Cabinet.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    So y'all are saying Obama will give all the homeless people the top shelf liquor?
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    You can't lose.

    OV is a lock for both cabinets.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tommieharris91 View Post
    So y'all are saying Obama will give all the homeless people the top shelf liquor?
    No hes gonna give em enough Change to Be able to Buy some Ripple.
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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    No hes gonna give em enough Change to Be able to Buy some Ripple.
    What's wrong with a nice ripple?


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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    So he points out that if we showed some personal responsibility and took of our own **** we'd see the same results as if we continued our locust like approach of chewing things up and spitting them out. Yep. He's a retard.

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    Re: Obama has solved the oil crisis!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack View Post
    So he points out that if we showed some personal responsibility and took of our own **** we'd see the same results as if we continued our locust like approach of chewing things up and spitting them out. Yep. He's a retard.
    Here's your "personal responsibility."

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12237.html

    Seriously, he should force tech companies, with their profit margins 3x the size of oil compaines, to do this too.
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