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    Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

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    Senator Calls for Halt to Automobile Travel as Oil Conservation Measure


    Senator John Warner (R-Virginia) suggested that Congress consider banning unnecessary automobile travel in order to help save gasoline. “In 1974, when we faced oil prices of $12 per barrel, Congress set a national 55 mph speed limit,” Warner remembered. “Studies showed that this saved 167,000 barrels of oil per day and reduced highway fatalities by an estimated 4,000 per year. Now, with oil prices more than ten-times higher we need more drastic action.”

    Under Warner’s proposal all non-essential automobile travel would be banned. A “Bureau of Travel Permits” would be established within the Department of Transportation and charged with determining what travel would qualify as “essential.” Preliminary discussions have indicated that travel by government officials would easily qualify as essential. Most trips by private citizens are expected to be accomplished via public transit. Carpools of five or more may be granted temporary permits subject to periodic audits of the participating members.

    “Considering that about 90% of the travel is likely non-essential—I mean, only a small fraction of the population has truly important reasons for going by car—we could save 18 million barrels of oil daily,” Warner calculated. “We’d also reduce highway fatalities by around 35,000 a year. Our air would be cleaner. And we’d save billions by cutting back on roadway construction.” Warner apologized for “not getting this brilliant idea sooner,” but expressed gratitude “for the high prices that have enabled me to finally see the light.”

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Another Republican turns liberal.

    What a shame.

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    For a second there I was about to flip out...

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    What an idiot. If it were real.

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    The sad part is that it sounds like something a politician would really propose.

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Did that Husker fan write that?
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    From the same article.

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Isnt that the idiot that was married to Liz Pills Taylor?
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    There is now a proposal to further slow down the economy, in the form of reinstating the 55 mile speed limit. NOT joking.
    Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone! View Post
    There is now a proposal to further slow down the economy, in the form of reinstating the 55 mile speed limit. NOT joking.
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by Animal Mother View Post
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    Yeah, I don't know why Jerk said it was a joke.
    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11525.html
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Jerk was referring to the banning of travel sir.
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone! View Post
    There is now a proposal to further slow down the economy, in the form of reinstating the 55 mile speed limit. NOT joking.
    Since El ******-O, err, El Rush-Baux has me on ignore, can someone else please explain to me why lowering the speed limit hurts the economy?

    BTW, I WON'T drive 55
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner_Havok View Post
    Since El ******-O, err, El Rush-Baux has me on ignore, can someone else please explain to me why lowering the speed limit hurts the economy?
    I hurts the economy of the oil industry, and they're the ones making all the money, duh!
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt View Post
    I hurts the economy of the oil industry, and they're the ones making all the money, duh!
    Damn, it was so easy, even a "liberal" could see it I must be pretty dumb eh?
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner_Havok View Post
    Damn, it was so easy, even a "liberal" could see it
    Seriously, the increased time it would take to transport goods cross-country might have some effect. Probably not as much effect as oil at $150/bbl, though. I do find it curious that the pubz seem to be against any and all measures to reduce oil consumption.

    Higher CAFE standards? It'll hurt the auto industry!

    CFL bulbs? Mumble mumble MERCURY mumble mumble AL GORE!

    Lower speed limits? But I want my Amazon purchase NOW!
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    Re: Sen. Warner want to end all non-essential travel

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt View Post
    Seriously, the increased time it would take to transport goods cross-country might have some effect. Probably not as much effect as oil at $150/bbl, though. I do find it curious that the pubz seem to be against any and all measures to reduce oil consumption.

    Higher CAFE standards? It'll hurt the auto industry!

    CFL bulbs? Mumble mumble MERCURY mumble mumble AL GORE!

    Lower speed limits? But I want my Amazon purchase NOW!
    the irony with that is that in most states the posted speed limit for ground transports is roughly 10 mph lower than the speed limit for personal vehicles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D View Post
    the irony with that is that in most states the posted speed limit for ground transports is roughly 10 mph lower than the speed limit for personal vehicles.
    And I heard a lot of trucker have decided to slow the **** down anyway to save diesel.
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