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    You know your football team blows when...

    The University of Louisville had a contract with Duke University to play a series of four football games over the course of a few years.

    After the first game, Duke pulled out of the series. In response, Louisville sued Duke for $450,000, arguing that the contract between the schools called for a penalty of $150,000 per game, if after a cancellation "a date with a 'team of similar stature' could not be arranged."

    Duke's lawyers argued in court that "the Blue Devils, who have a record of 6-45 over the past five seasons, were so bad that any team would be a suitable replacement."

    In finding for Duke, the judge observed in his decision,
    "At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower. Duke's argument on this point cannot be reasonably disputed by Louisville."
    It's a legal strategy that has, one imagines, many other useful applications.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: You know your football team blows when...

    I'm thinking Duke could probably afford it. Mere pocket change really.

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    Re: You know your football team blows when...

    I read that the other Day and LMFAO.
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    Re: You know your football team blows when...

    I think the judge got it wrong. A team of similar stature would be extremely difficult to find on short notice, considering Duke as about as bad as it gets. Let's say there are five teams as bad a Duke. If all those teams can't accommodate Louisville's schedule, they have to schedule a team of dissimilar stature.
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    Re: You know your football team blows when...

    Exactly, not every team is a sure win like playing Duke. There are precious few teams as ****ty as Duke. Finding a similar replacement would be hard to do without getting a high school team to sub for them.

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    Re: You know your football team blows when...

    Doc , 1960 !Yall are sayin, Oh hell I cant stop LOL!
    That they have to get em a Team that is Garenteed to lose to em ?
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