I'm planning on turning to a life of crime. So, my question is: What detergent works best when laundering money?
Question about money laundering
I'm planning on turning to a life of crime. So, my question is: What detergent works best when laundering money?
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
Don't use Leo Getz
I wouldn't! If you get caught they will send you to federal POUND YOU IN THE *** prison.
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
"WE", where you get this "WE" stuff. I aint looking nothing up, I am waiting right here until somebody answers
Posse Member hoping for middle manager, Yep , I dont know ****
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."
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Originally Posted by C&CDean
I'm a tolerant mother****er.
The stock market is a laundry mat. Dirty money goes in and comes out clean. What'd they teach in business schools these days?
Smurfing is the hardest one to detect.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
That "laundromat" is one word.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
Moral of the story: Don't trust me with your dirty money. I can't spell laundromat correctly.That "laundromat" is one word.
When I lived in Norman they used pizza businesses, not laundromats. Gotta F**k with quarters at the laundromats.
THey set up strip down versions of dominos. I guess some people actually ordered their pizza.
True, but smurfing involves too many people. Someone is gonna say something untoward and then turn Gov't. witness.
Be very careful discussing this subject. Fincen has NO sense of humor on money laundering.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
There are many degrees of dirty money.
I often joke that some investors make more money from trading / maniupulating their share prices than their company can actually make in five years. .
But, the whole pizza parlour idea sounds better to me. If you got ill-gotten gains invest in pizza. The rest of us will be too fat to catch on the idea.
everyone knows the best way to launder money is to befriend a presidential candidate, and become a lobbyist.
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here?
No, you're just this penny-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.
P.S. While you're waiting, you might want to watch Office Space.
i was gonna throw out my office space quote, but it seems i was beaten to it. by many.
i make my guitar weep, but my champagne cry
oh what the hell. i need to get to 1000 posts to play games right?
"Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because im a big *****....which is why I work at Initech to begin with"
i make my guitar weep, but my champagne cry
Forget money laundering, I was thinking about taking fractions of a penny and compounding those into one account. It may seem familiar, but it's what they did on Superman III.
Ahahahaha...I like it!
Tide
< this space reserved for something clever >
Listen to Brother Bao.
Or, just establish a business that loses money.
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
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