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    More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Rumors Obama's campaign shouldn't try correct

    Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

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    There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

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    Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    I thought Obama wasn't 'merkin.
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

    I loled.
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    Back off of Bob (Barry, Sr.). He's drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all of you numnut's put together.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
    this one kills me, i don't know why

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom View Post
    this one kills me, i don't know why
    I have to admit, that one is beyond me.
    If I am right, then religious fundamentalists will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. If THEY are right, then they will not go to Heaven, because they are hypocrites.


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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    OMG. Someone put up a Random Barack Obama Fact Generator.

    "Barack Obama's calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. Nobody fools Barack Obama."
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Barack Obama can speak braille.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Superman owns a pair of Barack Obama pajamas.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Barack Obama.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    John McCain endured torture sessions longer than Obama has been in the Senate.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    John McCain endured torture sessions longer than Obama has been in the Senate.
    It takes John McCain longer to empty his bladder than Obama has been in the Senate.


    BECAUSE HE'S OLD!!!
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    fail.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    But John McCain isn't a badass like Obama.
    "If your dream ain't bigger than you, there's a problem with your dream." -Deion Sanders

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt View Post
    John McCain takes better ****s than Obama
    True enough.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    John McCain has chunks of guys better than Obama in his stool.
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

    "Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    John McCain has chunks of guys better than Obama in his stool.
    Um....you might want to rethink that one Homey.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    I took a Barack and wiped my Obama.

    And in homage to the Homester, it was chunky.
    People don't know what it is to be a champion.

    Oklahoma INVENTED it.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Jeebus, people. Funnay crosses party lines.

    John McCain counted to infinity. TWICE.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    Since my mother's passing two years ago, I have called Barack Obama "Mom."

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    Re: More Obama rumors. Heh.

    dean and homey are getting nervous.

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