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    Hey Dean!

    I think I have found a partial solution to our terlit problem for the the tailgates.


    Up to four users at once.


    Very discrete.

    Of course, wimmens are still going to have a problem.
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    Re: Hey Dean!



    Nothing $50 and a trip to Home Depot can't take care of.

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    One problem. Where's the shelf to set the beer on???

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    i guess it's better than folks ****ing in the street. i suspect that's origin of those apparati.
    “someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by OU-HSV View Post
    One problem. Where's the shelf to set the beer on???
    That'll be an extra $three-fiddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12 View Post
    That'll be an extra $three-fiddy.
    Oh snap. I guess the ground will have to do then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Crimson View Post
    i guess it's better than folks ****ing in the street. i suspect that's origin of those apparati.
    2 seasons ago before a game in Norman, I saw a dude get arrested...he tried to sneak behind the convenience store and pee in the alley instead of waiting in line like all of us. The cop stood there the whole time, let him finish, then he arrested him.

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    Well, at least he let him finish.

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    You know, that 4-holer isn't a bad idea. Throw up a cheap vinyl tarp, and everything is good.

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    Even w/out a tarp it's a good idea. Unless a person gets stagefright. But when the beers are pressing the bladder at tailgates, any thought of stagefright should go out the window for anyone
    Last edited by OU-HSV; 6/14/2008 at 09:28 AM.

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    Who among us has been scared a peeing in front of someone else?





    I didn't think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12 View Post
    Who among us has been scared a peeing in front of someone else?





    I didn't think so.
    Exactly. Those toilets are an excellent idea.

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    ****ing in front of fellow tailgaters > going to jail for peeing in the bushes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OU-HSV View Post
    Exactly. Those toilets are an excellent idea.

    I do think the little blue "men's" symbol is a bit redundant. It's proly required by law or sumpin.

    I've known my share of butch chicks, but none could pee standing up...except this one chick encountered in a beach bar about a million years ago. She won bets she could fill a beer bottle standing up. (She would pee down her leg and drip it off her toe into the bottle. She would then walk into the surf and return all clean and stuff.) It was amazing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    I do think the little blue "men's" symbol is a bit redundant. It's proly required by law or sumpin.

    I've known my share of butch chicks, but none could pee standing up...except this one chick encountered in a beach bar about a million years ago. She won bets she could fill a beer bottle standing up. (She would pee down her leg and drip it off her toe into the bottle. She would then walk into the surf and return all clean and stuff.) It was amazing..
    Your post did not go to well with my morning coffee.
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    good thing they put it right next to the city map. good urban planning is lacking in many of America's major cities, ya know?
    “someone's controlling the vibes!"--apache dropout

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    Re: Hey Dean!

    Here's one for BSG...





    If you don't remember the thread, I'm not about to explain it.

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    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12 View Post
    Who among us has been scared a peeing in front of someone else?





    I didn't think so.
    If you've been in the military then you've had a drug test and that means you've had to pee with another man intentionally watching your ****. It's a little unnerving.

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    Bone, I seriously doubt any drunk-*** Sooner is going to be checking out your business. More than likely, he'll be checking his watch to make sure he doesn't miss kick-off.

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