Here is the first part... the others you can find under his username:
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For those of you just tuning into this very sad (and very silly at the same time) case, Nick Hogan/Bollea is the only son of pro wrestler Hulk Hogan/Terry Bollea. Nick is a 17-year-old budding Speed Racer that wanted to become a professional drifter/racer, but alas, he took his hobby to the real streets. In the process, he permanently injured his best friend, a Marine on return from Iraq.
"Nicky" (as "mommy" and sister call him) is now serving 8 months in jail for his reckless driving and injuring the Marine. He's only been in jail for a few days and he is already freaking out for the following reasons:
1- He's all alone in his jail cell (Reason: It's an adult prison and he's still a minor, and not just a minor, a spoiled celebrity minor that cries a lot)
2- He has no windows (Reason: Isolated cell to keep him safe)
3- No outdoor time (Reason: He spends all his free time whining to his parents on the phone)
4- Nothing to do in the same boring cell (Reason: It's for his safety)
Among his phone conversation gems are calling his mom "mommy" (who in turn calls him "Nicky") and a bunch of crying about how he doesn't deserve this and how hard jail is ("because I have no window"), and rehearsing how he'll act in front of the judge ("I'll wear my jumpsuit for the sympathy factor") with his dad.
TMZ.com has a poll on the Hogan situation. The two options are "Sympathy" or "Burn in Hell." Guess which one has 88 percent of the vote