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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    If I was a chick....

    I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesome

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    biting...tongue...ow....

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    I'm down with the stripper part... not the hooker part though. I don't want no weenies in me - even if I am a chick.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    my post count betrays me leavingthezoo's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    so... you like boys. we get it.


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    Re: If I was a chick....

    You could be a lesbian and that'd be awesome too!

    You just couldn't marry your girlfriend in Oklahoma.

    You also couldn't legally be a prostitute in Oklahoma.

    Are stripers legal in Oklahoma?

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Bao View Post
    Are stripers legal in Oklahoma?
    Yeah. I don't know what the daily catch limit is though.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Scott D's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    you'd be a damn ugly chick...end of story.
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    I would get kicked out of public places for playing with my boobs all the time.
    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE View Post

    I'm almost positive i'm not gay, and I'm 100% not a poke fan.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D View Post
    you'd be a damn ugly chick...end of story.
    So your saying I could work at sugars

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom View Post
    biting...tongue...ow....
    If you got something to say say it beyonce

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    Stayatworkdad yermom's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    there's a mom joke in there somewhere

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner View Post
    I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesome
    And you'd ****ing starve to death with a mug like yours.

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    yeah, that was my next thought.

    he'd still be broke

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    And you'd ****ing starve to death with a mug like yours.
    ****. I have seen uglier chicks than me at places. I would be getting the deep pounding every night

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom View Post
    yeah, that was my next thought.

    he'd still be broke
    Yeah but I'd be getting more than I am now.

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner View Post
    So your saying I could work at sugars
    Yeah, now that you've lost all that weight, you're too thin to work at Escapades or Cloud 9 up in Tulsa.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO View Post
    Yeah, now that you've lost all that weight, you're too thin to work at Escapades or Cloud 9 up in Tulsa.
    Hey how did you know I lost weight.


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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner View Post
    So your saying I could work at sugars
    I know you wouldn't work at the places I'd frequent if I frequented those types of places.

    this thread makes me wish I'd taken a picture of that woman at the TSA baggage check area and captioned it Doleo's future wife.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member dolemitesooner's Avatar
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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D View Post
    I know you wouldn't work at the places I'd frequent if I frequented those types of places.

    this thread makes me wish I'd taken a picture of that woman at the TSA baggage check area and captioned it Doleo's future wife.
    I dont know I have a pretty sweet *** now

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    Re: If I was a chick....

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner View Post
    I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesome
    I would be a lesbian.
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