Dear Useless Old Fart,
I've never been, but I'm pretty sure that Spain is not full of "dirty Mexicans".
Dear Generation But whyyyyyyyy?????,
Are there any activities that do not require the almost continuous use of a cell phone? Driving, walking, eating, shopping, doing laundry, watching a movie, attending a concert, going to a football game. A lot of you even use your phone as an alarm clock, so sleeping is on the list as well.
Dear My Parents Are Old Enough To Remember VJ Day,
No tramp stamps for you.