Well, it was my first time! Thank you, SF.com - You were wonderful!
Well, it was my first time! Thank you, SF.com - You were wonderful!
Ukraine: Not Our Fight.
More epicycles!
HAAAARRRRR!!! hehe
memories, light the corners of my mind.....
Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
i wanna see the "other thread"
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
New sig.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
Yeah me too. I have a feeling that Czar and VK do it all the time.Originally Posted by soonerbrat
perverts
ok... gonna try posting this again in a thread that WON'T be deleted
This is a poem/song I wrote several years ago... It's about cybersex but it's totally GP rated.
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The Queen of the Night and the Scarlet Avenger met in a chat room one day
Said the Queen of the Night to the Scarlet Avenger, “You’re nice, do you have time to play?”
So they shut out the world in a two-person chat room, each typed for the other to read
And they talked of the world and they talked of the weather, not knowing quite where this might lead.
“So tell me about your wonderful self”, the Avenger typed with a grin
“Why certainly, dear”, typed the Queen of the Night, “I’m pretty, I’m rich and I’m thin…”
“They tell me I look like a brunette Bo Derek, though prettier by just a bit.”
The Avenger typed “Great! And just so you know, I strongly resemble Brad Pitt.”
He lifted his hand and his digital fingers stroked her computerized cheek
They looked eye to eye, their throats both ran dry, for a moment unable to speak
Then he kissed her nose, her eyes and her lips, and she gave back as good as she got.
And the typing went faster, and faster, and faster, and God those computers got hot!
Their fingers were flashin’ with keystrokes of passion that melted the telephone wire
They spoke of Romance, they talked about Love, but mainly they spoke of Desire….
It was “I touch your this” and “You kiss my that”; I won’t bore you with all the details,
But they walked hand in hand into that cyberland where normal reality pales.
And when it was over they both sat in silence, not quite sure of what they should say.
Then he said “Gotta go” and she said ”I do to” and they each went their separate way.
Well, the Queen of the Night was a silver-haired spinster reliving the dreams of her youth
And the Brad Pitt avenger looked much more like Yoda, and that is the unvarnished truth.
But who is to say that what they did was wrong, love’s hard to come by in this life,
And not every person is blessed with good fortune in finding a husband or wife.
Two lonely creatures had made a connection, if just for a moment or two,
And who is to say they weren’t a bit richer, not me and I sure hope not you….
Because you’ve done the same you anonymous pervert, I finally found out who you are!
You’re the blond in the red dress that bought me a drink at the AOL Chat CyberBar!!
You swore to me you were a beautiful woman, and now I find out you’re a guy!!!
But that’s all okay because I had a virus….. your hard drive will now crash and die!!!!!!
There are three rules for winning a football game. Unfortunately, no one seems to know what they are.
Al??? Is that an actual face in your avatar?
???
Ok, who kidnapped the real Al Gore???
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Yes..it is...
It was so gouda!
My kids rock the flock!
no coment....
"Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me."
-Travis Bickle
BOYCOTT "I Am Legend"!!!!!
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"Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me."
-Travis Bickle
BOYCOTT "I Am Legend"!!!!!
Has there been a "I put on my robe and wizard hat" joke in here yet?
... that's not food.
Somebody needs to make an avatar out of that Tech guy banging his clapper.
i feel so left out
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
Can't have that.Originally Posted by soonerbrat
"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
This thread can't die...lol.
2006.
So I'm watching Family Guy and I saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUh3zIY5JkU
To top it off, right now Stewie is arguing with "Inconceivable!" guy.
Well, I SAW YOUR BUSH, AND I LIKED IT!!!!!Originally Posted by soonerbrat