My 4 yearold gets 1st BIRDS & BEES lesson

[stoopified]

I was changing my 1 yearold son Jason when brother Ryan came in.He points at Jason and says THAT JASON' DING-A-LING?I said YES SON,YOU HAVE A DING-A-LING,AND SO DOES DADDY AND JASON.Ryan then asks DOES MOMMY HAVE A DING-A-LING?I paused( trying to stifle laughter), and replied NO SON,SHE DOESN'T.He goes running in and asks his mom if this is true and she said YES.Ryan then asks CAN I CHECK?

By this time I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks.I said THAT'S OK SON,I ALREADY CHECKED.Every time I think abput it I start laughing again.

[Newbomb Turk]

kids say some funny stuff. I've told the story about my son a couple times, but I'll give it one more time.

He's young at the time, I don't know, 4 years old or so. He's in the bathtub and I'm in the bathroom with him.
He starts messing around with his nads and asks "what are these dad?".
I reply, "they are called testicles".
He says "they feel like balls".

I had to bite my tongue to stop from laughing.

[olevetonahill]

Only Time Mama Gets a dingaling is when Daddy Gives it to her !
( Or her BF )

[85Sooner]

Mine says he has marbles.

[crawfish]

My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o

[C&CDean]

On the farm, kids know about that stuff long before city kids do.

[colleyvillesooner]

Incest is a growing problem in the our rural communities.

[C&CDean]

Incest is a growing problem in the our rural communities.

Beastiality, incest, queerdom, it's all good....

[Collier11]

My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o

Its a good thing he is too young to understand a lie!

[sooneron]

My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o

So your urinal cake was larger?

[Mixer!]

I think the boy was talking about his claws.