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    Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Now we've seen a lot of awesome freaking commercials here at Geekologie, but this one may take the cake. It's for the $600 Beamz Laser Music System (Beamz Lazer Muzic Zyztem was already taken). It's basically six lasers, and anytime you break a beam with your fingers/hands a different sound is triggered. You positively HAVE TO WATCH the entire 3:00 video (after the jump). Now I've been known to set up a camera and film myself doing stupid things before, but never have I ever looked this ridiculous. It's almost too much to bear thinking these people are real and can wake up in the morning and face themselves in the mirror. That said, the laser thing they're playing is the awesomest f-ing thing I've ever seen.




    Check out Bert and Ernie free-styling right after the two minute mark.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    that's like a theramin on crack

    the dude with the kid and the banjo music was pretty wrong

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    If I was playing mine and someone else kept sticking their hand over I might get mad.
    "And the truth is that no circumstance can ever defeat us unless we let it... Resilience in the face of failure is a manifestation of the mind..." -Wayne Coyne

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    What if I want to sound bad?

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    the girls gone wild infomercials are much better imo.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Watching that infomercial reminds me of the Simpson's where Lisa discovers that nerd sweat makes bullies want to fight.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Tell me more!
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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl View Post
    If I was playing mine and someone else kept sticking their hand over I might get mad.
    That's what she said!

    Hey-O!

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    I am in need of some sweet soothing quiet reverie...
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
    Soonerinabilene

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    It appears to me one still needs a sense of rhythm to do it.
    " Ok children put your hands on your heart... and face Norman."

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    I can't decide which is funnier?

    The rock guy wearing shades or the bald guy wearing headphones? What could he possibly be listening to? His vocal track?

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Is it $19.95 ?
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk View Post
    Is it $19.95 ?
    All you have to do is promise to tell a friend about it, and you will get a second one free!!!!


    Seriously, if they can make this, we are not that far away from the 3 seashells. Spek to whoever knows what I am talking about.
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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    this is the goofiest *** thing i've seen in a few hours.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    MORE COWBELL!

    GOLDEN!
    Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."


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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by setem View Post
    MORE COWBELL!

    GOLDEN!
    I can't believe it took more than 14 posts for someone to bring that up!

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerinabilene View Post
    All you have to do is promise to tell a friend about it, and you will get a second one free!!!!


    Seriously, if they can make this, we are not that far away from the 3 seashells. Spek to whoever knows what I am talking about.
    Demolition Man?

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blue View Post
    Demolition Man?
    winnar!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by OU4LIFE View Post

    I'm almost positive i'm not gay, and I'm 100% not a poke fan.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    quiet reverie, indeed.
    I taste terrific.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Re: Best Infomercial Ever, I Mean That, EVER!

    1. That thing is almost uncomfortable to watch. I was squirming in my seat. Of course, that could be because I just had coffee and now I'm playing turtlehead.
    2. I'm buying the first round for whoever does a screen capture of the "more cowbell" scene and makes it their avatar.
    3. KC//CRIMSON made me spew coffee on my keyboard. Of course, BSG did hang a slider right over the plate.
    Well, crap.

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